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2004-11-22 10:15:08 ET (Thanks Jen) You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example... 1. Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2. Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3. Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4. Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5. Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable, and retain water. 6. Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7. Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up 8. Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9. Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10. Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. |
