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2006-01-19 16:48:17 ET From: Eric's Burger Job Jackie: You know sometimes I'm beginning to think you're a real screw up. You see, one day, I want a house. And kids. And maybe a chandelier. And if you can't give me those things Michael, then this is all a big waste of time. You just, you gotta try harder... Wait, Michael, something feels wet. Kelso, to himself: Dear Penthouse... Jackie: No, no, you popped the waterbed! Kelso: It must've been my roach clip. Jackie, maybe they won't notice. Jackie: I am in love with a doofus. From: Kiss of Death Jackie: Donna, we’re supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, I know you love him, but Michael’s a jerk? Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, I know you love him, but Michael’s a jerk. |
