2006-01-19 16:48:17 ET|
From: Eric's Burger Job
Jackie: You know sometimes I'm beginning to think you're a real screw up. You see, one day, I want a house. And kids. And maybe a chandelier. And if you can't give me those things Michael, then this is all a big waste of time. You just, you gotta try harder... Wait, Michael, something feels wet.
Kelso, to himself: Dear Penthouse...
Jackie: No, no, you popped the waterbed!
Kelso: It must've been my roach clip. Jackie, maybe they won't notice.
Jackie: I am in love with a doofus.
From: Kiss of Death
Jackie: Donna, weíre supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, I know you love him, but Michaelís a jerk?
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, I know you love him, but Michaelís a jerk.