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2006-05-01 17:29:51 ET Ok, so this is a dare...I never could resist a good dare. And it was either this or...well, nevermind. ;o) *Charismatic red-headed Leo seeks man* (Job hoppers, video game addicts and hermits need not apply.) Man must have following credentials: **please supply two letters of reference and a crimial reference check** -Educated (and seeking to always continue to learn) -Employed (full time with benefits is a plus) -Debt is bad. (Do not apply is you are more than $100 in debt.) -Knows how to save -Is not selfish, a liar or secretive -Able to love, something other than himself and his car -Has cut the apron strings but still loves Mom -Respectful to father -Mannerly -Supportive and able to hold a conversation -Not afraid to make connections and take the lead -Has good work ethic -Enjoys concerts (of all kinds) -Can handle being outside in sunshine for more than 10 minutes -Athletic -Humorous (able to laugh at self and see humor in many different situations) -Likes movies (will take Leo to see scary flicks) -Likes to read (porn is not reading material; it doesn't count.) -artistic (ie, writer, painter, musician, film-maker) -enjoys road trips (esp. ones ending at the beach) -Can handle said Leo singing along with the car radio -Can handle said Leo's often tactless honesty -Enjoys second hand shops, flea markets and the like -Likes holding hands and giving said Leo flowers or surprise trinkets (need not be expensive) -Does not throw temper tantrums when lost on the road -Enjoys the feel of the big cities but is comfortable at home -Can navigate through big cities with relative ease -Won't pout or moan when asked to join Leo in a museum excursion -Has friends of his own whom he sees more than once a month -Can eat and drive at the same time -Is compassionate and understanding -Likes to stay in (sometimes) -Likes kids (wants to have a family one day) -Catholic boy would make said Leo's mother happy. -Pro-life -spontaneous yet gentle -Acts his age -Is responsible and can be trusted -Likes cats and/or dogs but fish are out (fish are for catching and eating) -Has some type of comic book collection, will let Leo shop for graphic novels -Likes to drive with the windows down -Can dance (break dancing and smash dancing don't count. Rhythmless motion doesn't count either. Old school rude-bwoys are acceptable.) -Can make a decent mix tape (old school style, deck to deck) -Likes the outdoors (hiking, swimming, camping etc.) -At least knows how to light a grill and/or build a fire -Can, at the very least, change a flat tire -Can handle car shows, outdoor fairs and amusement parks -Drinkers are ok, alcoholics are not -Smokers are yucky to kiss -Must own an iron and know how to use it. -Wears deodorant and brushes teeth daily. -Showering daily is a must -Facial hair is ok if properly groomed. -Has managed to keep a pet or plant alive. -Not afraid to be an individual but knows how to work the system. -Thinks music is important Bad Day ~ Daniel Powter "Where is the moment we need at the most You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost They tell me your blue skies fade to grey They tell me your passion's gone away And I don't need no carryin' on You stand in the line just to hit a new low You're faking a smile with the coffee to go You tell me your life's been way off line You're falling to pieces everytime And I don't need no carryin' on Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day Well you need a blue sky holiday The point is they laugh at what you say And I don't need no carryin' on You had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day Sometimes the system goes on the blink And the whole thing turns out wrong You might not make it back and you know That you could be well oh that strong And I'm not wrong So where is the passion when you need it the most Oh you and I You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day You've seen what you like And how does it feel for one more time You had a bad day You had a bad day" |
