2005-02-28 15:29:39 ET|
Drinking cider once again! Alone in the garage. Blah!
Things that come to mind today........
1)Never moon a werewolf.
2)Never play leap frog with unicorns.
3)Your enemies worst weapon is their imagination.
4)Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer.
5)When in doubt, Fuck it!
6)If it's to good to be true, it probaly is.
7)Bro's before ho's.
8)The rich bleed just like everyone else!
9)If it looks like shit, smells like shit, it probaly is shit!
10)Never date a best friend's ex.
11)Never bring a knife, to a gun fight.
12)Always wear clean underwear.
13)This is my last cigarette. Before my next!
14)I was thinking of a number. And that number is,"Fuck you!"
15)It's easy to be mean, nasty and manipulative.But it's hard to be loving, kind and tolerent!
I'm sure there are more....
*Steps off of soapbox.......