Mangled bits of animals aren't art
2004-10-21 11:21:39 ET

These are just fucked up. Especially the mouse finger-puppets and boots for chickens.

And now, a survey:

-- name: Doug
-- birthdate: November 29 1975
-- birthplace: Toronto
-- current location: Toronto
-- eye color: brown
-- hair color: Black - black stubble, anyway.
-- righty or lefty: righty
-- zodiac sign: Saggitarius
-- innie or outtie: innie

// series two - describe
-- your heritage: English, Scottish
-- the shoes you wore today: Clunky black things from Aldo
-- your hair: None - on my head, anyway - black and curly elsewhere. :-P
--your eyes: expressive, but near-blind without glasses
-- your weakness: Shyness. I'm bad at conversations sometimes.
-- your fears: The usual - ending up alone, death, big insects....
-- your perfect pizza: Extra cheese, onion, sausage, bacon, meat meat meat!
-- one thing you'd like to achieve: Raising a child (someday!) who is less screwed-up than I am.

// series three - what is
-- your most overused phrase on aol\aim: N/A - don't use them
-- your thoughts first waking up: Damn alarm!
-- the first feature you notice in the opposite sex: It depends on the woman. There are so many different ways in which they can be beautiful and so it's always a surprise which one presents itself first.
-- the best name for a butler: Lurch
-- your best physical features: I think I have nice broad shoulders.
-- your bedtime: 2 AM, usually
-- your greatest fear: I fear that I either won't be able to find "that special person" or worse, I'll shove them away for some dumb reason.
-- your greatest accomplishment: Writing and delivering an eulogy for my father's funeral. It's the greatest, at the moment, because it was the most difficult thing I've had to do.
-- your most missed memory: I really miss the time spent with my father as a child - as obviously, I've had to think about that of late. I also still miss my cat, especially since I can't get another because I developed allergies.
-- pepsi or coke: Coke
-- mcdonald's or burger king: If I must, McDonald's.
-- single or group dates : Group can be more fun, single is more intimate - depends on how I feel.
-- adidas or nike: Neither.
-- lipton ice tea or nestea: Nestea.
-- chocolate or vanilla: Kinky
-- cappucino or coffee: Coffee - though I'm no huge fan of it.
--boxers or briefs: Boxers

// series five - do you
-- smoke: no
-- cuss: Yes
-- sing well: Well enough for people not to roll on the floor screaming.
-- take a shower everyday: Usually
-- do you think you've been in love: No. Not seriously, anyway.
-- want to go to college: Again? Maybe.
-- like high school: No, on the whole it sucked.
-- want to get married: Yes
-- type with your fingers on the right keys: Yes, the keys I use ARE the right keys, damn it!
-- believe in yourself: Cogito ergo sum.
-- get motion sickness: Sometimes.
-- think you're attractive: Not especially. I won't be gracing the cover of GQ anytime soon.
-- think you're a health freak: Definitely not. I should aim to become a healthy freak, however.
-- get along with your parents: Yes
-- like thunderstorms: yes
-- play an instrument: no

// series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- drank alcohol: Yes
-- smoke(d): No
-- done a drug: No
-- have sex: The people who prosecuted Bill Clinton would think I did
-- go on a date: No
-- go to the mall?: Yes
-- eaten an entire box of oreos: No
-- eaten sushi: No
-- been on stage: No
-- been dumped: No
-- gone skating: No
-- made homemade cookies: No
-- been in love: No

2004-10-29 14:21:06 ET

OH GEEEZZZZZ! Those are awful - the rat ones look JUST LIKE one of my beloved pet rats, I'm really very sad now :(

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