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2004-10-21 11:21:39 ET These are just fucked up. Especially the mouse finger-puppets and boots for chickens. And now, a survey: -- name: Doug -- birthdate: November 29 1975 -- birthplace: Toronto -- current location: Toronto -- eye color: brown -- hair color: Black - black stubble, anyway. -- righty or lefty: righty -- zodiac sign: Saggitarius -- innie or outtie: innie // series two - describe -- your heritage: English, Scottish -- the shoes you wore today: Clunky black things from Aldo -- your hair: None - on my head, anyway - black and curly elsewhere. :-P --your eyes: expressive, but near-blind without glasses -- your weakness: Shyness. I'm bad at conversations sometimes. -- your fears: The usual - ending up alone, death, big insects.... -- your perfect pizza: Extra cheese, onion, sausage, bacon, meat meat meat! -- one thing you'd like to achieve: Raising a child (someday!) who is less screwed-up than I am. // series three - what is -- your most overused phrase on aol\aim: N/A - don't use them -- your thoughts first waking up: Damn alarm! -- the first feature you notice in the opposite sex: It depends on the woman. There are so many different ways in which they can be beautiful and so it's always a surprise which one presents itself first. -- the best name for a butler: Lurch -- your best physical features: I think I have nice broad shoulders. -- your bedtime: 2 AM, usually -- your greatest fear: I fear that I either won't be able to find "that special person" or worse, I'll shove them away for some dumb reason. -- your greatest accomplishment: Writing and delivering an eulogy for my father's funeral. It's the greatest, at the moment, because it was the most difficult thing I've had to do. -- your most missed memory: I really miss the time spent with my father as a child - as obviously, I've had to think about that of late. I also still miss my cat, especially since I can't get another because I developed allergies. -- pepsi or coke: Coke -- mcdonald's or burger king: If I must, McDonald's. -- single or group dates : Group can be more fun, single is more intimate - depends on how I feel. -- adidas or nike: Neither. -- lipton ice tea or nestea: Nestea. -- chocolate or vanilla: Kinky -- cappucino or coffee: Coffee - though I'm no huge fan of it. --boxers or briefs: Boxers // series five - do you -- smoke: no -- cuss: Yes -- sing well: Well enough for people not to roll on the floor screaming. -- take a shower everyday: Usually -- do you think you've been in love: No. Not seriously, anyway. -- want to go to college: Again? Maybe. -- like high school: No, on the whole it sucked. -- want to get married: Yes -- type with your fingers on the right keys: Yes, the keys I use ARE the right keys, damn it! -- believe in yourself: Cogito ergo sum. -- get motion sickness: Sometimes. -- think you're attractive: Not especially. I won't be gracing the cover of GQ anytime soon. -- think you're a health freak: Definitely not. I should aim to become a healthy freak, however. -- get along with your parents: Yes -- like thunderstorms: yes -- play an instrument: no // series six - in the past month, did/have you -- drank alcohol: Yes -- smoke(d): No -- done a drug: No -- have sex: The people who prosecuted Bill Clinton would think I did -- go on a date: No -- go to the mall?: Yes -- eaten an entire box of oreos: No -- eaten sushi: No -- been on stage: No -- been dumped: No -- gone skating: No -- made homemade cookies: No -- been in love: No |
