Dear America -
2004-11-03 08:53:06 ET

What are you people on? Can I have some when I'm not operating heavy equipment or voting?

2004-11-03 09:15:14 ET

when did everyone start smoking crack? I think the country has some spongioform encepelopathy.

2004-11-03 09:32:09 ET

I'm not sure what happened. Wasn't my fault though, I assure you.

2004-11-03 09:35:11 ET

trust me: you don't want it. it leaves long term brain damage.

2004-11-03 09:43:23 ET

I think it must be sold in walmart...... or mc donalds, or a microingredient in coca cola. I partake in none of those products, so I can't tell you much about effects or side-effects. Sorry!

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