Is there nothing duct tape can't do?
2002-10-16 12:23:25 ET

I was amazed to learn of the amazing curative power of duct tape. Apparently it can be used to get rid of warts. Woo, duct tape! It's not just for fashion anymore!


2002-10-16 12:40:12 ET

One of the many uses of Duct Tape. It can also be used to cure cancer and end world hunger.

2002-10-21 20:11:46 ET

Duct tape exudes the anger and tyrany and many racial disorders...it may be the cause of WWIII so you all beware. Ban duct tape today!

*starts discrimination against duct tape campaign*

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