2003-03-24 18:29:08 ET
Enter HORATIO, HAMLET, and GHOST.
GHOST: Oi! Mush, get on with it!
HAMLET: Who did it then?
GHOST: That wanker Claudius. He poured fucking poison in my fucking ear!
HAMLET: Fuck me!
Enter HAMLET, to GERTRUDE.
HAMLET: Oi! Slag!
GERTRUDE: Watch your fucking mouth, kid!
POLON (From behind the curtain): Too right.
HAMLET: Who the fuck was that?
--He stabs POLONIUS through the arras.
HAMLET: Fuck! I thought it was that other wanker.