This just slays me!

Telal 2003-03-24 10:37:57 ET "To be or not to be. Yo, dat be da question Is it better to put up wit' all dis shit, Or jus' cap yo'self an' get it over wit'" http://hamlet.8m.com/

antony green 2003-03-24 18:29:08 ET Scene IV The Battlements. Enter HORATIO, HAMLET, and GHOST. GHOST: Oi! Mush, get on with it! HAMLET: Who did it then? GHOST: That wanker Claudius. He poured fucking poison in my fucking ear! HAMLET: Fuck me! Exeunt. Scene II Gertrude's Bedchamber. Enter HAMLET, to GERTRUDE. HAMLET: Oi! Slag! GERTRUDE: Watch your fucking mouth, kid! POLON (From behind the curtain): Too right. HAMLET: Who the fuck was that? --He stabs POLONIUS through the arras. POLON: Fuck! HAMLET: Fuck! I thought it was that other wanker. Exeunt. http://www.tky.hut.fi/~speksi/himlet/himlet.html

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