If only my parents had had this book, my shaved head might be perfectly shaped instead of having various odd bumps. Granted, I might be mentally retarded, but wow would I have an aesthetically pleasing head!
I was so traumatized by my parents not getting that book that I've been forced to grow my hair long due to the shame I would face every day by not having a perfectly round head.
Stop it!! Don't stare at my malformed, bumpy head!!!