"DOCTOR-APPROVED Scientific Breakthrough that will transform a Non-Virgin girl into a complete virgin! Experience the pain and bleeding on the first night as if you were a real virgin!"
"We guarantee:
1. Your vagina will become tighter than a virgin's.
2. You will feel the pain during sex.
3. Blood will come out and will stick to his penis on the first night after using the formula.
4. The blood will be exactly the same as that of a virgin, even containing real pieces of hymen tissue. "
probably a mixture of lime juice, alcohol and pork blood mixed in tofu skins is shot in a female for $199 + applicable tax. Imagine shitting that stuff out after sex in the middle of a honeymoon.