I have trouble telling if this is a satire or not, but it's hilarious either way
2003-05-11 18:52:07 ET


"Zounds supports straight edge living and abstinence until marriage, but we also support good times with friends and rocking out for the Lord!"

2003-05-11 19:09:31 ET

"Jesus" this is scary. And I don't think it's satire; it seems to be hosted with a "christian web hosting solutions" company. It's all so out there, though, yikes. Reminds me of a Simpsons episode..

The christian kids got it all together though; I had one such friend in high school who was getting more pussy than he could handle. He wasn't attractive, but something about that wooden cross drove the girls crazy..

2003-05-15 21:13:41 ET

i find their link at the bottom of their page to this site particularly aggravating

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