A Thought...
2003-12-29 13:15:31 ET

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

2003-12-29 13:23:10 ET

thats true.

2003-12-29 13:23:54 ET

Pretty much, yeah.

2003-12-29 13:49:04 ET

Someone sent me an email with that very same axiom on it, I just retrieved it:

Thoughts for Today & Tomorrow

1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

6. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.

7. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal and the preparation the final approach?

9. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

10. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.

11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

12. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

13. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

15. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

18. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

2003-12-29 13:56:45 ET

*just dies!*

oh gods, those are great, HH!

2003-12-29 13:58:49 ET

i think both are a good idea. i mean who wants to get out of the water to pee?

2003-12-29 15:02:04 ET

I smoke, so don't have much of an opinion.
I don't go to public swimming pools, and besides, there is chlorine. So I don't think anyone is that worried.
Besides, if the smoking section of a restaurant has an alright ventilation system, theres hardly anything to worry about.

2003-12-29 15:36:24 ET

Dude.. just swim in a lake.

2003-12-29 16:03:49 ET

mmmm ... polluted lake water. it's like swimming in gelatin, multicultural fecal matter, and Blinky the 3-eyed fish.

2003-12-29 16:04:19 ET

Or.. in the case of our wonderful Lake Ontario.. you can try developing film.

2003-12-29 16:05:52 ET

and X-rays, too!

2003-12-29 16:06:24 ET


2003-12-29 16:08:34 ET

hell, it would cut down on the cost of lab fees for OHIP! :P

2003-12-29 16:09:05 ET

True enough. :)

2003-12-29 16:32:55 ET

Ever hear of the Sarnia blob back in '85? No wonder I refuse to swim in Lake Ontario.


2003-12-29 17:51:04 ET

i live near the anacostia river in dc. they're always finding bodies in it.

2003-12-29 18:08:59 ET

At least bodies are organic and bio-friendly, not some horrifying chemical cocktail.

2003-12-29 18:11:08 ET

Considering what we put in our bodies, we're walking chemical cocktails.

2003-12-29 19:04:14 ET

omigod... this is what I get for posting a quip du jour... I should just stop.

2003-12-29 19:06:26 ET

But we revel in your quips.

2003-12-29 19:17:51 ET

Drop a pebble in a pond you get ripples, pee in someone's pool and they get botulism. ;)

2003-12-29 19:22:05 ET

oh, you're horrible.

2003-12-30 03:00:21 ET

free Botox? the 40-something divorcees will be ALL OVER that!

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