From the nasal pathways crawl bits of bacon and potato

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 22:03:20 ET Over half a gallon of limeade will beexpelled unto thee from the stomach of the Moonicorn as punishment You all got lucky this time. Enjoy it while you still can.

guiltyasnin 2006-02-27 22:39:35 ET i rasberry at your punishment!

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 22:41:56 ET The answer you seek is found here.

bedlam 2006-02-27 23:06:45 ET Mm..limey punishment.

The Moonicorn 2006-02-27 23:07:42 ET That Moonicorn! What a novel idea. Crazy fellow.

guiltyasnin 2006-02-27 23:08:44 ET i eat your limes for breakfast and also as a treat inside my cranberry juice!

You Dont Know Jake 2006-02-28 03:01:29 ET hmm...what kinda naughty do i have to be to get lemonade instead?

motard 2006-02-28 03:59:02 ET Who do I have to hump for a shot of tequila in mine?

Cowboy Soultaker 2006-02-28 06:59:30 ET limeade is like live aid without bands

Mauzer 2006-02-28 07:53:42 ET hmmmmm, reminds me of band touring.

The Moonicorn 2006-02-28 12:23:18 ET Cats are worthless.

prophetsam 2006-02-28 14:34:35 ET Cats are the rulers of the world, thank you very much. =P

justquitnow 2006-02-28 20:46:08 ET Cats are good with chilli lime scauce.

prophetsam 2006-03-01 02:09:11 ET No, HUMANS are good with chili sauce. Cats have been feeding on you pesky things for millions of years.

The Moonicorn 2006-03-01 13:09:36 ET Moonicorns have been feeding on blackholes since time ceased to exist.

Cowboy Soultaker 2006-03-01 14:10:58 ET Yeah, all those jerks killing time like that, now it's extinct!

Mauzer 2006-03-01 14:56:32 ET "time ceased to exist"...doesn't that mean before you?

The Moonicorn 2006-03-01 19:41:22 ET No, eating the blackholes caused time to cease existing. That isn't to say it stopped existing at that point, it means that time ceased to have ever existed at all and because of such, with each moonicornian chew, time became more and more blurred, skewed and twisted to the chewer's desire.

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