2006-06-26 01:55:17 ET


How PETA Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ransom Money

2006-06-26 06:34:12 ET


or someone that deserves to lose a hand.

2006-06-26 07:13:23 ET

Totally airsoft.

2006-06-26 07:38:51 ET

You really seem to enjoy that cat. It has made two appearances in your journal.

2006-06-26 10:03:18 ET

This is a biting parody. This parody bites me.

2006-06-26 11:52:00 ET

Airsoft rules! Chicken pot pie, on the other hand, leaves something to be desired

2006-06-26 12:30:42 ET

Did that cat even wake up?

2006-06-26 15:11:13 ET

That cat woke up and licked the gun. After than, cinnamon bears and minga melons fell out of the barrel because it is not a real gun, or one of these 'airsoft' guns you speak of, but rather a Love-and-Dreams gun that procures into physical form whatever the specimen is dreaming of.

2006-08-21 16:57:30 ET

I'm partial to the glock 21, myself.

2006-08-22 14:20:29 ET

I'm partial to moonfucking you to smithereens with my enormous moonhorn.

2006-08-22 17:08:12 ET

Go for broke, yo.

2006-09-13 07:21:29 ET


2006-09-13 08:20:48 ET

you can usually tell the kitty owners from the scars on their hands/arms.

2006-09-13 10:39:23 ET

the same could be said for rapists and heroin addicts.

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