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2008-06-13 10:24:39 ET

I'M A FA-FA-FAGGOT!

2008-06-13 10:32:18 ET

who whats to suckkkkkk thisss on a regular bed

2008-06-13 10:34:32 ET

I knew i could count on you to get my moonjuices flowing, buddy.

2008-06-13 10:39:31 ET

hahahha

2008-06-13 10:43:42 ET

hahaha

2008-06-13 10:44:39 ET

and the ladies keep on rolling in like tsunamis on the coastline.

2008-06-13 10:47:36 ET

which is probably what caused that hot foreign boy's malformation.

2008-06-13 10:52:46 ET

How's the water bed?

2008-06-13 10:53:24 ET

well, it remains UNFUCKED ON IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN SALT IN THE WOUND WHY DON'T YOU THANKS

2008-06-13 10:56:26 ET

how about ketchup in the wound!

GET SOME STUPID DRUNK BITCH TO FUCK YOU ON YOUR LIQUID BED.

2008-06-13 11:00:35 ET

HOW ABOUT I'D RATHER FUCK A WOUND FULL OF KETCHUP THAN A STUPID DRUNK BITCH SO NOPE NOPE NOPE

2008-06-13 11:05:27 ET

A HOLE IS A FUCKING HOLE

2008-06-13 11:08:11 ET

MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOME FUCKING STANDARDS YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THE STALLS OF GAS STATION BATHROOMS SUCKING COCK FOR HEROIN MONEY THROUGH A HOLE IN THE WALL

2008-06-13 11:16:20 ET

too soon or TOO REAL? EH?

2008-06-13 11:23:25 ET

EHHH
you should fuck a wound filled with ketchup. or blood.

2008-06-13 11:33:26 ET

well were either of those a VIABLE OPTION WHAT DO YOU THINK I'D BE DOING? JESUS. I'M NOT THE PRUDE HERE.

2008-06-13 12:00:57 ET

I need new high heels, then I'd fuck you in the waterbed.

2008-06-13 14:00:56 ET

waterbeds are scary.

2008-06-13 14:08:47 ET

first of all: i will make you high heels out of cardboard and those pizza box plastic white supporter things.

second of all: heytherekids, welcome to the jungle baby. you gonna die.

2008-06-13 14:13:55 ET

sounds like a deal.

2008-06-13 14:20:53 ET

I AM ALREADY DEAD.

2008-06-17 12:32:05 ET

What the fuck?

2008-06-18 23:32:31 ET

BACK OFF I'M ROLLING IN THE BENS

2008-06-19 11:41:53 ET

Did you acquire those 'Bens' before or after you sent me that IM last night that said 'fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me'?

Sorry, I fell asleep.

2008-06-19 11:49:53 ET

i want IMS!

2008-06-19 18:33:57 ET

You want instant messages from him asking you to fuck him?

I don't know if I'm willing to share.





2008-06-19 22:09:24 ET

girls, girls, girls. Now, now. Fight over me more. it gets my butter churning.

2008-06-20 06:16:45 ET

YES!
I don't have myspace so I'm very lacking in the perverted message department.

2008-06-20 06:27:21 ET

But I want to be the one, the only one, that churns your butter, if you know what I mean.

I'll let you churn my butter.

2008-06-20 06:33:35 ET

BUT I WANT MARGARINE!!!!!!!!

2008-06-20 12:01:27 ET

that's the juice. get those claws out. really dish it out into each other. the rapture is coming and you have to please me, the jesus, to get into the vip section of heaven.

2008-06-20 12:06:14 ET

LMAO.
There was a guy on Last Comic Standing that totally reminded me of you.

2008-06-20 12:34:46 ET

If you want margarine you can have Fabio and those millions of dollars he made from those commericals he made for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

I want the real thing made from whole milk.

2008-06-20 12:36:51 ET

I am no comic but i will be the last person standing because humantiy is abysmal and i am your lord. My return trip to collect the treasure of man was wasted because YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS. GET IN THE DITCH. BURY YOURSELF IN SINS AND FLAMES.

2008-06-20 12:55:13 ET

well the interesting thing was that he was talking about squirreladores, part squirrel, part labradore, so it brought me to thinking of the moonicorn thing.

2008-06-21 02:00:15 ET

the interesting thing is the man you speak of is dead already because i can't have any competition. he was actually dead before you even told me because the loop of time is different for such highly evolved creatures as us moonicorns. you will forget you ever saw him. you have no idea what i'm talking about right now because in yor new reality, you never saw him and you have webbed toes. yo don't know about the webbed toes part, yet. go ahead. have a gander. freak. you're a fucking freak. a frogtoed freak.

2008-07-01 08:42:58 ET

S-H-O-R-T-I-E-S.

2008-08-07 13:32:10 ET

I always kill every post.

2008-08-09 02:43:39 ET

also, the way tala marie holds her middle finger is fucking unbearable in its calculated, knuckles-perfectly-aligned, thumb stuck out nonsene shit. it's suppose to be a spur of the moment genuine unbridaled release of anger, not a practived, thought about, conscious effort.


FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK

like that.

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