The Moonicorn 2009-01-15 17:18:54 ET what would you do for a dirty dub? would you slide down a pole?

Panda Sandwich 2011-07-07 07:20:40 ET You ever shave your scrotum? I do. Not so much to impress women, but because if I don't, I fuckin' itch my balls at the zoo in front of children in the tiger house. Any way, when you shave anywhere that isn't your face, you get those little ingrown hair bumps, right? And if you try to pop them like zits, a goo comes out. What is that? I like to think it's the remnants of what could have been...

The Moonicorn 2011-09-06 21:35:38 ET I TRIED DID THAT ONCE AND THE RAZOR BROKE THIS IS A TRUE STORY THE HEAD BROKE OFF AND I HAD TO RIP IT OUT AND IT TORE HAIR OUT OF IT WHEN I PULLED IT OUT IT TORE THE HAIR OUT AND OUCHIE KAZOWIE

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