OPERATION: Child's Play
2004-01-05 00:12:50 ET

BACKGROUND:
04.01.04/21:30 A concert was to take place by famous singer Keren Ann at local venue Camel Comedy Club.
All tickets were sold out 2 hours after news of the concert was spread through mass media.

OBJECTIVE:
Infiltrate concert at all costs.

PERSONNEL:
Operatives TE and TK.

MISSION ANALYSIS:
17:30: Stakeout in front of venue.
18:24: Reconnaissance Patrol through surrounding area. Venue is impenetrable. Main entrance a locked and chained high gate, protected with barbed wire. New strategy required.
19:12: Intercepted fellow concert-goer. Through manipulative questioning we receive valuable intel.
19:20: Return to vehicle for further strategy-formation.
20:07: Wait outside gate for openning. Observations bring forth new, and highly valuable intel concerning Keren Ann's relations with venue-owner.
20:10: Enter concert-area.
20:43: Excecute plan. By way of deception, ticket-holders were led to believe we had in fact ordered tickets, and they missplaced our order.
21:05: First signs indicating of plan success; ticket-holders assure us "everything will be okay."
21:22: Fellow concert-goer receives 2 extra tickets. He returns them to the ticket-holders, who immedietly instruct him to sell those tickets to us.
Said tickets are 0-row seats, i.e. closer than first row.
21:26: Tickets aquired.
21:32: Stand in front of hall openning.
21:37: Being seated in row-zero, dead centre.
These are the best seats in the house.
~21:45: Concert begins.
***Mission Accomplished. New objective aquired; intercept singer at end of concert for greetings and autograph.***
00:15: Concert end. Operatives readying equipment.
00:16: Stakeout in front of "star" entrance. We are informed by venue personnel that there is no entrance.
00:20: Further interrogation tells us that she will be leaving to the main hall shortly.
00:23: We patrol the hall area, but decide to bait the prey near our previous location.
00:31: Target sighted.
00:35: Target intercepted. Words are spoken, contact is made, autographs signed.
***Objective accomplished; New objective aquired; Loot venue for poster of singer.***
00:49: Operative TK spots large poster and marks as desired target. Operative TE goes into action, while Operative TK stands on the lookout.
00:50: Suspicious concert-goer approaches, but is told we are "cleaning up".
00:51: All objectives accomplished. Mission successful. Return to HQ (after celebrating at local eatry).

w00t.

:: Listening to: Keren Ann - Sailor & Widow ::


2004-01-05 00:15:04 ET

haha nice :-)

good work agent 00-shay

2004-01-05 00:19:00 ET

All for King and Country.

2004-01-05 03:40:31 ET

what kind of music does she do anyway?

2004-01-05 03:42:24 ET

You have made your nation and your people proud this day. I award you the Congressional Metal of Goofiness; may god speed.

2004-01-05 04:59:38 ET

casualties?

2004-01-05 05:44:04 ET

Dima - uhm... Adult Contemporary? She's been compared to Karen Carpenter & Joni Mitchell.

Lila - Godspeed you black emperor!

Analog - All our operatives returned to HQ unharmed.

2004-01-05 05:54:00 ET

All your concert are belong to us!

2004-01-05 05:58:07 ET

For Great Justice.

2004-01-05 06:16:25 ET

someone has been reading the electro soliders forum.

- undercover agent krank

2004-01-05 06:20:46 ET

No I haven't. :P

2004-01-08 05:06:57 ET

couldn't write it better myself...i would like to add that after i saw her live and talked to her (and hugged n kissed her) i'm totally in love with herrrrr :)))

2004-01-08 05:20:41 ET

cuz you know what music goes well with the winter... ;)

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