2004-01-05 00:12:50 ET|
04.01.04/21:30 A concert was to take place by famous singer Keren Ann at local venue Camel Comedy Club.
All tickets were sold out 2 hours after news of the concert was spread through mass media.
Infiltrate concert at all costs.
Operatives TE and TK.
17:30: Stakeout in front of venue.
18:24: Reconnaissance Patrol through surrounding area. Venue is impenetrable. Main entrance a locked and chained high gate, protected with barbed wire. New strategy required.
19:12: Intercepted fellow concert-goer. Through manipulative questioning we receive valuable intel.
19:20: Return to vehicle for further strategy-formation.
20:07: Wait outside gate for openning. Observations bring forth new, and highly valuable intel concerning Keren Ann's relations with venue-owner.
20:10: Enter concert-area.
20:43: Excecute plan. By way of deception, ticket-holders were led to believe we had in fact ordered tickets, and they missplaced our order.
21:05: First signs indicating of plan success; ticket-holders assure us "everything will be okay."
21:22: Fellow concert-goer receives 2 extra tickets. He returns them to the ticket-holders, who immedietly instruct him to sell those tickets to us.
Said tickets are 0-row seats, i.e. closer than first row.
21:26: Tickets aquired.
21:32: Stand in front of hall openning.
21:37: Being seated in row-zero, dead centre.
These are the best seats in the house.
~21:45: Concert begins.
***Mission Accomplished. New objective aquired; intercept singer at end of concert for greetings and autograph.***
00:15: Concert end. Operatives readying equipment.
00:16: Stakeout in front of "star" entrance. We are informed by venue personnel that there is no entrance.
00:20: Further interrogation tells us that she will be leaving to the main hall shortly.
00:23: We patrol the hall area, but decide to bait the prey near our previous location.
00:31: Target sighted.
00:35: Target intercepted. Words are spoken, contact is made, autographs signed.
***Objective accomplished; New objective aquired; Loot venue for poster of singer.***
00:49: Operative TK spots large poster and marks as desired target. Operative TE goes into action, while Operative TK stands on the lookout.
00:50: Suspicious concert-goer approaches, but is told we are "cleaning up".
00:51: All objectives accomplished. Mission successful. Return to HQ (after celebrating at local eatry).
:: Listening to: Keren Ann - Sailor & Widow ::