The Birdie
2005-06-11 07:41:28 ET

Once upon a midnight dreary (noonish, actually)
while I pondered, weak and weary (hungover)
over many quaint and curious volumes of forgotten lore (teh interweb)
While I nodded, nearly napping, (passing out)
suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my balcony door(?!!) -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
There I noticed a little birdie had crashed into my balcony door.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my balcony floor-
Perched upon a dusty sofa just above my balcony floor -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

:: Listening to: Fixmer/McCarthy - Freefall (Covenant mix)::

2005-06-11 13:10:44 ET

I would have punched it.

2005-06-12 00:53:47 ET

he was smaller than my fist, I couldn't do that..!

2005-06-12 05:34:56 ET


2005-06-12 10:32:29 ET

It kind of looks fake.

2005-06-12 11:22:17 ET

dude, whatchoowant fom my birdie??

2005-06-12 15:49:13 ET

I don't know. I just HATE THE BIRD. ;]

2005-06-13 09:47:57 ET

That reminds me of this wierd-ass bird I saw yesterday. It was on the floor, but it was like...flattened against the floor. It looked like it had no legs, and it was like, squirming around on the floor like some wierd snake/bird hybrid. Then all of a sudden it had legs.

Dude, I fucking hate birds.

2005-06-13 09:51:03 ET


2005-06-13 09:53:31 ET

Yeah, you make the sad face all you want, I still don't like things that fly. >:[

lol, no seriously though, I hate birds.

2005-06-13 10:39:53 ET

Actually, I'm not too fond of creatures capable of flight either, but comeon, look at that lil' fluffy thing.

2005-06-13 18:11:08 ET

See, she wants to punch the bird too.

2005-06-13 20:39:41 ET

Sparrows = good
Pigeons = evil

I had two chirping snarled pigeon fledglings living on my planter for two months when I moved in my apartment last year.

2005-06-13 21:57:54 ET

hummingbirds are good too. id just be really scared if one came near me.

2005-06-14 04:34:16 ET

*chirp chirp chirp*

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