Yowza
2005-08-09 07:39:43 ET

Oh, now I remember what being bored is like.

Shit.

EDIT: Changed a bit around here. Yay.

:: Listening to: The Departure - Mapped Out ::


2005-08-09 15:29:22 ET

lame, isn't it?

2005-08-09 19:26:07 ET

Boredom is effing stupid.

2005-08-09 20:28:53 ET

Set something on fire. Walk away for 2 minutes. Return. You can't be bored when you're panicked.

2005-08-10 01:28:30 ET

Yeah, the feeling of boredom is the real-life equivalent of being pwn3d.

HOWEVER,

I got a call (well, text) from ze girl (who's been neatly wrapping me around her finger for like the past couple of months ;)).
We're goin to a lunchdate today, which has kept me nervous and panicking from non-flamable things! Yay!

2005-08-10 04:35:57 ET

okay, strike that, went out with her, was great fun, but she's married.

2005-08-10 13:44:14 ET

what theee fuck.

2005-08-10 16:23:52 ET

Yeah, tell me about it. THis shit only happens to ME.

2005-08-10 16:53:20 ET

Well.. at least.. um.. you guys didn't get together and she turned out to be a serial killer or something.

2005-08-11 00:46:58 ET

actually, I did bedshare with someone who turned out to be a schizophrenic, so I wasn't that far off.

2005-08-11 17:16:02 ET

Serial killer and schizophrenic are NOT the same thing.

2005-08-12 04:50:55 ET

I know I know
But they're both pretty rare, I think I get extra points anyway.

2005-08-15 12:16:22 ET

haha-

Well, do I get points for left-handed, colorblind redheads in that case?

2005-08-18 05:23:25 ET

no shit, I'm lefthanded and colourblind too.

But yes, definately, that's like, double combo jackpot(c), because female colourblinds are rarer than male, and real redheads aren't that common either.

2005-08-29 15:33:24 ET

Precisely! I'm minorly colorblind, as well. Blue/purple.

2005-08-30 11:49:03 ET

Woa, extra points! Most colourblinds are of the red/green persuasion.

You're a singularity.

2005-08-30 12:14:45 ET

Well, I'm not the redheaded lefty colorblind girl. That's my ex.

I am an ambidexterous blue/purple colorblind mofo. I rock. Let's start a Rarity Club.

2005-08-31 07:58:21 ET

I'm kinda ambidextrous too, red/green colourblind, lefthanded, living in Tel-Aviv and NOT gay (that's quite uncommon nowadays)..mmm. *adds up scores*

...


Damn, you win, you get to rule the planet.

2005-08-31 14:02:47 ET

SWEET!

2005-09-02 08:45:18 ET

*bows to your might*

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