2006-12-19 07:40:37 ET|
The following is a pretty accurate transcript + translation of a phone conversation I just had at work.
Me: "Comikaza, hello, how may I be of service?"
Lady: "Hi, this is Hana from the Cameri Theatre Club."
Me: "Uh, hi there."
Lady: "Might I interest you in a season ticket to our lovely shows?"
Me: "Er, this is a place of business..?"
Lady: "Ah. So you must be working all the time then?"
Me: "Actually I.."
Lady: "Shame, you're missing out on a lot of wonderful things in life."
Me: "Yes, I know, thank you for the painful reminder."
Lady: "So maybe you'd like to buy season ticket for our wonderful theatre?"
Me: "Goodbye ma'am."