I don't know how long this Tim-Tam pack has been open
2002-11-13 17:30:35 ET

and I don't care.


2002-11-13 17:32:03 ET

That's right, fight those fascist expiration dates! :P

2002-11-13 17:38:52 ET

what are tim-tams?

2002-11-13 17:39:47 ET

Oooh, Angel, you poor soul.

Australian choclaty goodness, is what Tim-Tams are.

2002-11-13 17:41:11 ET

O_o mmmmmmm chocolate!!!!


2002-11-14 09:18:53 ET

Vegamite is concentrated evil.

2002-11-14 13:57:47 ET

Total grossness.
It smells like molasses..

2002-11-14 16:09:41 ET

EVIL. Concentrated EVIL.

2002-11-14 16:13:07 ET

Then it should suit you perfectly! OH HA HAHAHAHAHA!
I loooooooooooooove you.

2002-11-14 16:15:31 ET

grr. :) *love*

2002-11-14 16:15:55 ET

Might I remind you I actually *lived* in Australia for 5.5 years?

2002-11-14 16:18:02 ET

And what is that supposed to mean?

2002-11-14 16:19:43 ET

I've suffered, truly suffered, the taste of VEGAMITE.

2002-11-14 16:26:41 ET

There's this guy at school who claims to be Austrailian, but I think he's lying.
Anyways, he brought some vegemite to school.
I almost gagged. :x

2002-11-14 16:31:27 ET

If he likes vegamite, he's ozzie alright.

2002-11-14 16:32:44 ET

Im kind of doubting it.
I think he's a make believe ozzie. :x

2002-11-14 16:35:03 ET

He might be South African, too. They have "Marmite" which is just as awful, and looks/tastes the same.

2002-11-14 16:36:06 ET

I was just about to ask you if you've heard of marmite.. I was going to ask you what it's like..

Nah.. I think he's just an American with a hardcore fascination.

2002-11-14 16:37:05 ET

Thats..just...WRONG. I dunno. Blech. Marmite is some sort of fish extract, unlike Vegamite, which is a yeast extract. It's pretty much the same.

2002-11-14 16:37:50 ET

ugh, fish extract sounds worse than yeast extract.

2002-11-14 16:39:04 ET


2002-11-14 16:39:43 ET

"dont touch that! thats highly concentrated eeeeeeeeeeeevillll."

2002-11-14 16:40:22 ET

EXACTLY. Time Bandits if I'm not mistaken.

2002-11-14 16:41:06 ET

I heard that somewhere, not sure where though.. lol

2002-11-14 16:41:48 ET

Monty Python's Time Bandits. 99% sure.

2002-11-16 12:08:25 ET

I'm waaaaay too lazy to read this all.

But... Vegimite is god. Just because it was originally a grease used on go-karts does not mean it isn't tasty. You just need to use tiiiiny amounts.

And Tim ams roxor. You should try getting a nice creamy liquor, like Baileys, biting the ends off the tim tam to expose the cream and use it as a straw :D

2002-11-16 12:18:52 ET

A) Vegamite should be given to Iraqi prisoners.
B) I _know_ how to properly consume a Tim-Tam.. :)

Fair dinkum?

2002-11-16 13:20:12 ET

a) Don't you go insulting my staple diet. Seriously though... on toast if you only use a smidgeon of a knifetip it's ace!
b) Phew! At least you know how to do something right! ;)


2002-11-16 13:29:10 ET

A) *puke*
B) Thanks, mate.

:) lol. S'good to hear an ozzie accent once in a while.

2002-11-16 14:42:41 ET

a) Hah! My Dad would cut like a 5cm thick slice of cheese and slaver it with like 2 - 3mm of Veggie on top. Yeck!
b) Anytime :P

NB: I've never actually said crikey. Honest. I'm not the croc hunter.

2002-11-16 15:25:06 ET

lol. ;)

2002-11-16 21:05:13 ET

ew gross.
/squishes vegemite jar
ew gross.

2002-11-16 23:03:36 ET

It's good stuff damnit! I'm gonna post a picture of me eating a spoonful of veggie.

2002-11-16 23:11:42 ET

ewwwwwwwwwies! it is NOT good stuff!

2002-11-16 23:43:18 ET

It's bloody brilliant! It's our best invention ... far out classes our other inventions like the black box flight recorder.

2002-11-17 03:27:16 ET

Why does everything have to black and to do with death?

2002-11-17 12:08:40 ET

oh ha!

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