He was in the car with my mother and I one day [[he doesn't live with us, he lives across town with my grandma]]. We were all listening to Metallica, and no one was saying a word, but out of nowhere he says..
"Metallica is Satanic, could you please shut it off?"
ROFL!! Metallica is satanic??? hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaa!!
I haven't been so amused since when I was 16 I wore a necklace with some random skull n' weird shapes or something (I don't even remember) and this fuckface (we call them "arsim" here) asked me if I was christian.