Well I was fired from Wal-Mart...
It's a something I like to call... They must be taken to court!
Yeah okay! I was on break with this lady and the rest of the cleaning crew. They left and I was left alone with...her! She's this old...old...ooooooooooooooooold woman. I mean granny old. Well she has been for the last few days touching my cleanly shaved skull alot. Of course I asked repeatedly that she please stop. Right! So you'd think she would stop! Right? Oh frick no! She tells the manager I touched her on the breast! That I groped her! So they fire me. She word against mine. And she's worked there since the place opened. Oh yay! Yay! -cocks hammer on a gun-
Dear god I've come home to hill-billy land. -sobs-