Pissing Dog
2002-04-07 12:08:48 ET

This story is about 2 weeks old , but i feel i should tell you about it anyway. I laugh my ass off whenever i think about it.
i'll make it short
small dog pissing against a electrical pole
2 cars racing each other down a small street (my street)
dog : full piss going on with lleft leg high up in the air
cars: still racing... one loses control . When ... suddenly....
KA-BLAMMO !!!!! right into the very same pole the dog was pissing on
I swear the dog must have had a mini heart attack! Think about it almost getting killed mid-piss!!! The dog yelped and ran down the street, never to be seen again by the owner , who was running down the street after his dog.

I'm laughing my ass off

I'm laughing right now just thinking about it

2002-04-07 14:58:58 ET

moral of the story: watch where you're pissin' buddy!

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