1. shave all the hair but a strip down the center of the head.
2. bleach and dye the hair purple or green.
3. pour elmer's glue on it and pull it up into a spike.
4. make sure ausp is sleeping when you do all this to him.
Oh man I can't believe noone else said it (or maybe I missed it), but KNOX gelatin is amazing stuff, you just prepare some, put it in your hair and blow dry it completely...it will stay for days and days. You can get it out with warm or hot water...it'll just melt out. Sometimes you need a little conditioner with it. Hah all this may be too late..sorry