I've been lactose intolerant most of my life. My mother had to feed me soy formula, in the late seventies when that wasn't the IN thing to feed your baby. The following conversation took place last night...
Me: You ordered Pizza?
Mom: Yes, You like pepperonni?
Me: I don't eat pizza.
Mom: Well that's all there is.
Me: Mom I am lactose intolerant
Mom: oh, then peel the cheese of the pizza and later you can have some cheese cake.
Me: *blink, blink*
i'll have to find that other member first, then sort things out with everyone, then actually find a venue who will take the risk. i assume that if we bill it as "featuring members of...," we'll get an audience who will turn on us. should be fun.
which reminds me, i'm hoping the other member will be in a notable band so it can be more than "featuring members of quitter, the blue note, and pure sex."