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2005-07-13 18:37:49 ET
I have gotten a few repetative questions in the past few weeks... I want to take a moment to reply what I am really thinking.
1 How's the wedding planning going?
Fine. I have never planned a wedding before. I have no idea if I am doing things well. All the importiant things are covered. Stop looking at me like I don't know what I am getting myself into. I don't care if everything is the same exact shade of red and that the there is an identical length of tule on every pew bow. I have just finnally found out that my maid of honor will be able to make the wedding. Beyond that. I just don't care. Stop asking me this question.
2. Are you really going through with the wedding, no doubts?
Apparently you don't have tact. stop asking me this question. In fact just stop talking.
3. Do you think this is a good color for my house?
It's your house lady. If you like to surround yourself with flesh tone than it's a fabulous color. It happens to be almost the same color as the other people's houses on this street. So not only is your house's style a slight variation of your neighbor's, a house inches to the left of you, it is now a slight variation in color as well. Stucco sucks anyway. The color of your house does not need my approval, I just paint. Stop asking me this question.
4. Wow. did you do that to your hair on purpose?
Hmmm. see. I don't want to answer. I want to kick you. Yes you moron, I did. If it was an accident do you think I would have kept it long enough for the roots to start showing? and to the suggestion of adding red and yellow and green to my hair too... I am not a clown. I just happen to find other hair colors more appealing than blonde. Stop asking me this question.
5. you're working towards a degree in lighting?
Yep. hearing is just fine. Go ahead ask me the question again. I bet you five dollors I don't change my answer.
5b. So you find that theatre stuff interesting?
No accually I am putting myself into debt in order to irriatate myself with a degree I have no interest in what so ever.
In conclusion: you may ask question one only is you truely care. And you only get to ask it once. Not every time you see me. The rest of the questions you could answer yourself if you thought a moment before speaking.
That is all.
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