Analog: They've outlawed virgin sacrifices to the hamsters long ago. it seems the hamsters were never satified and we were running out of virgins.
April: The parie thought makes me think of an old west film. Guys on horse back hearding the pack (what is a group of hamsters called?) into the sunset.
I pictured a plateau of dirt and rock, a silly little furball poking his head from a hole in the ground. If he throws ping pong balls, it could mean Stroutsink has another mini game...