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2004-07-04 20:16:45 ET
YAR Pirate Lady: YAR
Mazarael: Yar
Mazarael: Hem
Mazarael: Who is this?
Mazarael: Cute screenname
Mazarael: makes me giggle.
YAR Pirate Lady: THIS BE PIRATE LADY AND PIRATE MAN
Mazarael: PIRATEEEEEE
YAR Pirate Lady: i have sailed the seven seas and found me treasure but i need your help
Mazarael: ROFL
Mazarael: Hell yes!
Mazarael: Sure
YAR Pirate Lady: a scoundrel of some sort has stole some of me gold and has captured our first mate HENRY
YAR Pirate Lady: we need your help to find them both!
Mazarael: ok
Mazarael: What can I do to help?
YAR Pirate Lady: but watch out. there be other pirates out there and they give yeh scurvy if you happen to lay them in your bunker
YAR Pirate Lady: -_O
YAR Pirate Lady: you can search me lad. SEARCH hi and SEARCH low
YAR Pirate Lady: if you sail to the island HOWCUMP then be careful of the savages there
Mazarael: Um
Mazarael: I don't have a ship
YAR Pirate Lady: thats ok! neither do meself
Mazarael: HAHAH
YAR Pirate Lady: which is why we swim!
Mazarael: Ok
YAR Pirate Lady: OR
Mazarael: This is the greatest conversation I've ever had
Mazarael: I love you
YAR Pirate Lady: we sail on the back of a WHALE
Mazarael: OR?
Mazarael: OOER
Mazarael: YES
Mazarael: WHALE!
Mazarael: Man you're smart. Teach me how to be cool like you?
YAR Pirate Lady: first and foremost. PIRATE LADY (that is me) is the only "cool" one. BUT. you can be meh new first mate
YAR Pirate Lady: PIRATE MAN has gone insane from whiskey
YAR Pirate Lady: YAR. tis a shame tis a shame
Mazarael: Ack
Mazarael: That's horrible
Mazarael: I'll be a much better first mate
YAR Pirate Lady: yes. he wont even swipe the poop deck. he would rather use it as his bathroom. tis much more a shame.
YAR Pirate Lady: he uses the sails as a wiper, he eats all of our new parrots. and he never wears his eyepatch. keeps sayin he cant see good without it, although he only has one eye
Mazarael: Wow
Mazarael: Maybe it's time to get him to walk ze plank?
YAR Pirate Lady: -_O sigh. I be the only PIRATE LADY sailin these seas without a right in the head captain
YAR Pirate Lady: YES
YAR Pirate Lady: as soon as we get a plank
Mazarael: Hmmm
Mazarael: We'll have to buy a ship
Mazarael: And get a plank
Mazarael: Hrmmm
YAR Pirate Lady: no money. scoundrels stole me gold
Mazarael: Damn them!
YAR Pirate Lady: yar..yar..yar... no bottle of rum :-(
Mazarael: :-(
Mazarael: I'm sorry
Mazarael: How else can we find this treasure?
Mazarael: Hmm
YAR Pirate Lady: arr...
YAR Pirate Lady: we can always go deep
YAR Pirate Lady: DEEP
YAR Pirate Lady: into
YAR Pirate Lady: the lake of greed
Mazarael: Where? where is it?
YAR Pirate Lady: right below me
Mazarael: And where have you put PIRATE MAN? He needs to be locked away for a shor time
Mazarael: So let us dive
YAR Pirate Lady: no!
Mazarael: Let us go looking for the treasure!
YAR Pirate Lady: are you insane boy?!?!
Mazarael: ......maybe
YAR Pirate Lady: the swimming fish mutants are down there
Mazarael: OH
Mazarael: How can we destroy them?
YAR Pirate Lady: which is why the lake of greed is hard to conquer
Mazarael: Hmm
YAR Pirate Lady: havent found out yet -_O
Mazarael: we could.. build a nuclear plant on the shore, and poison the lake!
YAR Pirate Lady: tis already poisened me lad
Mazarael: Then the fish mutants would die..
YAR Pirate Lady: which is why the fish are mutants
YAR Pirate Lady: they are the undead
Mazarael: Hmm
Mazarael: Then perhaps we should build a church
Mazarael: Maybe a lot of holy water would cleanse the lake, and allow us passage to the briny depths to get the treasure?
YAR Pirate Lady: no church. they are holy. holy and pirates dont go good together
Mazarael: We could make it .... a dark church
Mazarael: And umm.
YAR Pirate Lady: you can be the preacher!
Mazarael: AHA
Mazarael: Yes'
Mazarael: Yes I will be the preacher
YAR Pirate Lady: YAR! what a good idea!
YAR Pirate Lady: i'm happy yeh be me first mate
Mazarael: I am too, PIRATE LADY
YAR Pirate Lady: tar a fine smart lad -_O
Mazarael: Thank ye Pirate Lady
YAR Pirate Lady: but you're in for some change boy! CHANGEING into becoming a PIRATE
YAR Pirate Lady: YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
YAR Pirate Lady: -_O
Mazarael: How? how do I do this?
YAR Pirate Lady: with many adventures and training!
Mazarael: Shall we adventure then?!
YAR Pirate Lady: indeed my boy, indeed
YAR Pirate Lady: we be off!
Mazarael: Indeed!!
Mazarael: Where shall we go?
YAR Pirate Lady: to... (points) there.
Mazarael: Ahhh I see...
Mazarael: *grabs knife and sword*
YAR Pirate Lady: NO!
YAR Pirate Lady: (slaps)
Mazarael: Ow
YAR Pirate Lady: tis a bad thing for a pirate in training to have. a sword and kinfe
Mazarael: Hmm
Mazarael: what should I have?
Mazarael: a thermonuclear device?
YAR Pirate Lady: rule 1. while in training you have to fight like a pirate. no weapons
YAR Pirate Lady: only hands
YAR Pirate Lady: and teeth
YAR Pirate Lady: which once you lose, you go to weapons
Mazarael: Aha!
YAR Pirate Lady: but thats only after you defeat a fishman
Mazarael: Ummm
Mazarael: How?
YAR Pirate Lady: by finding one
YAR Pirate Lady: of course
YAR Pirate Lady: only you will find such a creature
YAR Pirate Lady: if
YAR Pirate Lady: you venture into the swamp of mucky substances
YAR Pirate Lady: -_O
Mazarael: Mmm
Mazarael: I hate to break role here.... But who is this?
Mazarael: Seriously
Mazarael: Tell meeeee. Because you've got a great sense of humor.
YAR Pirate Lady: rule 2. only will the PIRATE LADY tell her name once her first mates have become well known pirates
Mazarael: Oh hell
Mazarael: How long will it take for me to do that?
YAR Pirate Lady: who knows? only the best are to become pirates sooner than the ones who dont cooperate
Mazarael: WEll
Mazarael: I've come and gone
Mazarael: I killed a fishman
Mazarael: I lost 5 teeth
Mazarael: and a finger
Mazarael: and my left toe!
YAR Pirate Lady: show me..this fishman
Mazarael: *shows you dead fishman. It has his throat bitten and torn out*
Mazarael: Arr
Mazarael: Told you
Mazarael: *drops it at your feet*
YAR Pirate Lady: tis a fishchild. me boy.
Mazarael: I lost my finger, my left toe, and 5 teeth for nothing?~
YAR Pirate Lady: tis a horid thing to fight the wrong fishbeing...yar. (nods)
Mazarael: Then I shall return soon
Mazarael: With another dead fishbeing
YAR Pirate Lady: yar. alrighty. i be knittin a scarf
Mazarael: I HAVE RETURNED
Mazarael: I lost my left foot
Mazarael: my ear
Mazarael: and another 2 teeth
Mazarael: *drops fishman at your feet*
Mazarael: But he is dead.. yes.. arr
YAR Pirate Lady: you be gettin to the point where we have no use -_O.
YAR Pirate Lady: but
YAR Pirate Lady: we shall fix ye up
Mazarael: With a sewing needle, and a batch of rotten tomatoes, aye?
YAR Pirate Lady: no
YAR Pirate Lady: with a fishstick and some rope from the sails of my whale
YAR Pirate Lady: a reward me lad
YAR Pirate Lady wants to directly connect.
Mazarael: I hope it works
YAR Pirate Lady is now directly connected.
YAR Pirate Lady: yar
Mazarael: And what be me reward?
YAR Pirate Lady: tis i, PIRATE LADY and me other friend PIRATE KELLY
YAR Pirate Lady: i be in the green
YAR Pirate Lady: she be in the blue
YAR Pirate Lady: yar
Mazarael: mmm
Mazarael: Pirate lady be lookin mighty fine, yesh
YAR Pirate Lady: YAR!
YAR Pirate Lady: till i lost me legs, yes
Mazarael: I'm sure you still look quite fine, me lady
YAR Pirate Lady: yar..
YAR Pirate Lady: i guess so. but my peglegs dont fit
Mazarael: Don't matter
Mazarael: Women don't need legs
YAR Pirate Lady: rule 3.
YAR Pirate Lady: no giving my treasure pics to anyone unless they be a mate and tis my saying they can see
Mazarael: Heh, I wasn't going to
Mazarael: I assume you're going to be staying around longer than just this night?
YAR Pirate Lady: YAR
YAR Pirate Lady: maybe sailer. maybe
Mazarael: So
Mazarael: Curiously
Mazarael: Do you message random people and recruit them as mates often?
YAR Pirate Lady: this be a fish mutant
YAR Pirate Lady: i must return to me whale and sail off now
Mazarael: damn
YAR Pirate Lady: i see you next time, sailer |
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