HAHAH the BEST SUBKULTURE!
2003-02-10 08:33:45 ET

You wouldn't fucking believe who I've made friends with. He's been a good friend for a long time, but lately I realize his intelligence is HIGHLY LACKING. But he has the GREATEST subkulture imaginable! He was telling me about some country band called Conway twitty, or conway 20 or something like that. Whatever it was, he says "You gotta have self confidence, just burn this song onto a cd, and slip it in with some other music you would normally listen to. And you're guaranteed to get the girl to loosen up. If not, then there is something wrong with you or her" The song was called Hello Darlin. It starts off saying "Hello darlin, it's been a long time since I've seen you, and you're still as ugly as you were" So here it is, the greatest subkulture of all time. Enjoy!!!

He's an EX RAVER/THUG WHO LISTENS TO COUNTRY MUSIC TO GET LAID!

I'm dying over here. Talking to wintedroses about it. Too funny, too funny.


2003-02-10 12:17:50 ET

If some guy played country music around me to get laid, I'd probably die or something.

Country = ew.

2003-02-10 13:29:46 ET

While I can't say I'm any authority on women, that doesn't sound like a promising idea at all.

2003-02-10 19:14:46 ET

It might work on me, as it would show that the guy REALLY did not care what others thought. I'd hope he didn't play it all night though.

2003-02-13 06:14:53 ET

muahahahahahahahaha...i grew up in the ghetto, hewhosleeps can vouch for that...and if anyone who even acted the slightest bit thuggish and got caught listening to some "conway twitty 20" would be shot or severely beaten for his choice on music...lol...i'm going to ask alan to play some of that for me, it might turn him on lol

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