True happiness is in impotence.

Xanithe 2003-03-25 06:39:31 ET I have no feeling in my penis. I have no need for women, no need for men, no need for sex. Willed this way by my own mind. I am the epitome of... perfection.

0nikazu 2003-03-25 06:46:31 ET you left out "no" in the need for women, maybe your subconcious mind is trying to tell you something, or maybe this was just intentional....

Xanithe 2003-03-25 06:52:29 ET it's the keyboard I'm using. The space bar is fucked up, so I must have deleted no. Heh. Thanks

bio 2003-03-25 07:04:21 ET Congrats.

nuclear fallout 2003-03-25 12:04:15 ET you've evolved

Telal 2003-03-25 12:30:40 ET Just come off an all-afternoon fap session? :-P

Xanithe 2003-03-26 09:52:26 ET Ya, Nuclear. That was what I was trying to do... I'm special I suppose. Now I have to learn how to breed children in test tubes!

wiltedroses 2003-03-29 08:29:15 ET hey it's all about using a turkey baster and some eggs...

squee! 2003-04-01 16:40:35 ET :|

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