GRYFIN M...H...!?!

akvalleygirl 2005-12-31 02:57:27 ET gryf's been playing with my journal... i just got back from a 700 mile road trip. my butt is numb. the house is empty, and i'm going to crash now. oh, by the way, i love you all. i think. *scratches head/light bulb burns out* ;-)

You Dont Know Jake 2005-12-31 05:54:12 ET numb butt is a funny funny concept

Jordy 2005-12-31 06:58:07 ET bewbs. >_>

motard 2005-12-31 10:38:19 ET I hate when my labia fall asleep. Where'd ya go?

Anomalous 2005-12-31 13:00:34 ET Yea! where ya been?

Gryfin 2005-12-31 15:54:05 ET she went to pick up a guy for a christmas gift... not for me. he's not my type. and i don't take leftovers (i know his ex) meanwhile... she slept ALL DAY LONG on the couch and so now it's late and we still don't know what to do.

james 2006-01-02 04:18:49 ET happy new years!

snow 2006-01-04 09:06:49 ET so if i poke you - you won't notice? Hehehe....goes to get a walrus boner (eskimo baseball bat) and spanks akvalleygirl! *runs away with my walrus boner* until next time: don't let butt fall asleep!

You Dont Know Jake 2006-01-04 11:34:31 ET umm...snow, did you just do your sister in the butt with a walrus's phallus?

snow 2006-01-04 12:32:31 ET no, I asked if I poke her, will she notice. assuming the answer was no, due to numbness. So, I just spanked her with a walrus's innerphallus. without the inner, the phallus is nothing. I didn't want to give her that much enjoyment if I did her, which I won't, cuz she ain't that special yet. Now, if Gryfin decides to ever visit me, I might consider her special enough to get a walrus boner...er Eskimo Baseball Bat. Hehe

Gryfin 2006-01-04 15:13:00 ET oosik... like the beer.

snow 2006-01-05 07:18:34 ET LMFAO!!!

Gryfin 2006-01-16 09:04:17 ET ok, i have decided that if you visit me you should bring me a boner. this will go for any visitor.... yep... that will make it much more interesting around here i am willing to bet...

snow 2006-01-16 09:07:07 ET deal. and it will be a very nice conversational centerpiece - I know this from previous experience and true conversations, lol.

Gryfin 2006-01-16 09:11:25 ET i think telling everyone i have a boner from my sister.. or that my sister gave me her boner or gave me a boner or... and it's on the wall .. that alone will start many conversations...

snow 2006-01-16 09:35:10 ET very true! putting sister and boner together does raise a few questions...

Anomalous 2006-01-16 14:37:03 ET Questions, eyebrows, expectations, I'm sure something will get raised.

snow 2006-01-17 07:01:55 ET LMAO, but of course!

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