2002-11-03 13:20:48 ET|
HEY GUYS i got an emperor scorpion! she is soo pretty and she gives off this green luminescence. i've been fighting the urge all day to put her in my mouth. some time i will post pictures of the "Boo Box" and other evil corners of my room. for now, here's a list of residents of the invertebrate zoo:
1 usumbara baboon tarantula
1 chilean rose tarantula
1 metric fuckload of surinam roaches
7(?) madagascar hissing roaches
4 giant cave roaches (they get 6 inches!)
2 giant african millipedes
1 emperor scorpion
and assorted soft coral in my saltwater aquarium.
i had thought i figured it out over the summer: these are my replacement for a "girlfriend" figure in my life. them and my plants. i'm not sure if i still think this. i'm not sure if i think anymore.