flourescent lighting gives you psychic melanoma.
2002-12-16 12:38:10 ET

in those rare moments where i am totally in love with the world, all i have to do is go to WalMart and i instantly snap out of it.
it is there that i am reminded of why i don't leave the house much.
i'm home now, detoxing. if only i had remembered to wear my tin foil suit. next time gadget.

2002-12-16 12:40:29 ET

gotta snap you out of those happy moments - you might hurt someone

2002-12-16 12:41:12 ET

right! i offer the above as advice.

2002-12-16 12:45:33 ET

i couldnt agree more..

everytime i go to Walmart i have an anxiety/panic attack.

2002-12-16 12:50:25 ET

I can't go near the place... or K-mart either.
Makes me break out in hives... EGHHHHHH!!!

2002-12-16 12:51:06 ET

all i wanted was a bagel toaster! wahhhhhhhh!

2002-12-16 12:52:48 ET

Hmmm... last time I went to K-mart, it was
for hair clippers and hair bleach.

I left with a WORKMANS'S EXACTO KNIFE kit for
9 dollars - three handles, 10 blades.
But I had to brave the flourescent tundra to get it.
Everyone that you think DOESN'T live in NYC was there. :-P

2002-12-16 12:58:09 ET

ooo i have the wood carving kit. exacto is something sexual, i'm sure of it.
walmart is the reason behind the recent wave of zombie/mutant crossbreeding that you may have been hearing about lately. it's all in the eyes.

2002-12-16 13:22:48 ET

You've said the PURE TRUTH, anima...
I could not have put it better myself. *Cue Psycho Stabbing scene!*

Exacto Art Scalpels... We know you're all using them in bed.
<- new slogan

2002-12-16 13:33:23 ET

Exacto Art Scalpels. . . for whatever "art" you enjoy. . .

2002-12-16 13:34:47 ET


2002-12-16 13:41:02 ET

Exacto Art Scalpels:
Can I Take You Home With Me? (In Jars)

2002-12-19 01:07:05 ET

Know that feeling. The town I grew up in (desert tweeker-ville) had a 24hr Wallmart(I suppose the town felt attracting them indoors meant less chance of them reaping havok on the town). I'd be working on some project and need some supplies...so I'd cruize on in since everything else was be closed. This Walmart in particular should have had posted a "you are now entering the twillight zone" sign on the door. Everywhere sterotypes for the worst bits of humanity would lurk. Scary stuff.....

2002-12-19 10:06:59 ET

late night experiences in stores are awful. the buzzing!

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