in those rare moments where i am totally in love with the world, all i have to do is go to WalMart and i instantly snap out of it.
it is there that i am reminded of why i don't leave the house much.
i'm home now, detoxing. if only i had remembered to wear my tin foil suit. next time gadget.
Hmmm... last time I went to K-mart, it was
for hair clippers and hair bleach.
I left with a WORKMANS'S EXACTO KNIFE kit for
9 dollars - three handles, 10 blades.
But I had to brave the flourescent tundra to get it.
Everyone that you think DOESN'T live in NYC was there. :-P
ooo i have the wood carving kit. exacto is something sexual, i'm sure of it.
walmart is the reason behind the recent wave of zombie/mutant crossbreeding that you may have been hearing about lately. it's all in the eyes.
Know that feeling. The town I grew up in (desert tweeker-ville) had a 24hr Wallmart(I suppose the town felt attracting them indoors meant less chance of them reaping havok on the town). I'd be working on some project and need some supplies...so I'd cruize on in since everything else was be closed. This Walmart in particular should have had posted a "you are now entering the twillight zone" sign on the door. Everywhere sterotypes for the worst bits of humanity would lurk. Scary stuff.....