2005-04-03 22:31:32 ET

Alice told me if I want to rake in $, I should sell Suicidal panties with matching Suicide Bra (TM). Then I should sell Suicide Perfume that'll cause people to want to suicide. Any takers?

Full support for both of my favorite blogs.

2005-04-04 05:09:12 ET

make sure you sell that crap used or else no one will buy it, unless they actually wanna wear it.

2005-04-04 07:16:21 ET

But I wanna know...will this product actually help me in the process of commiting suicide? Tell me , infomercial, tell me!

2005-04-04 14:05:47 ET

now available in Corpse Gray, Monoxide Pink, and Autoerotic Asphyxiation Purple!

2005-04-04 14:14:54 ET

you know ax, i think those are great ideas for the names of the colors. i bet hot topic would buy em if u marketed them right (or at least their demographic would).

2005-04-04 15:35:02 ET

sell your used SG panties? i always wanted those panties, short of actually posing for the site.

2005-04-04 20:05:01 ET

I gotta side with Dan here. I mean, scents and bras and all that shit can certainly serve a multitude of creative ways towards suicide, but I'm looking for a product that backs up it's hype 110%

This is some dumb digression that I shouldn't go on (ain't no one here to stop me!!!), but what is it about suicide that's so enticing?

(I suppose that last question is biased towards those who do find even a shred of interest in suicide)


2005-04-04 21:14:11 ET

hahah... "if you're going to die, die with the appropiate underwear"

2005-04-05 14:19:18 ET

that shirt is awesome

2005-04-05 14:27:25 ET

the way AG wears the shirt is awesome.

2005-04-05 14:37:09 ET

oh snap, dang girl!

2005-04-05 20:52:23 ET

That'd definitely be a Hot Topic hit. At least half this town'd be walking around wearing that stuff within a month.

2005-04-07 12:05:25 ET

It needs stockings. It's hard to commit suicide by autoerotic asphyxiation without them.

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