life and death

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 09:59:14 ET The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm - George Carlin

AngryLove 2002-12-12 10:40:17 ET I love that...its funny. he's got it right though. we all should just end as an orgasm.

Roza 2002-12-12 10:45:01 ET Hehe, I knew that one :P

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 10:56:40 ET angrylove: if only! we'd have so many people rushing off to die! [not that it would be such a horrible thing, btw] ;P roza: yea, i took it from some random persons LJ. i thought it was cute

bandiera nera 2002-12-12 11:07:15 ET George Carlin, what a genious.

AngryLove 2002-12-12 11:08:25 ET my friend has the book that that came from. very funny. and if that turned out to be the way life ended....suicide would be the only way people would die. heh...

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 11:10:41 ET i plan to implement 'the carlin plan' immediately...now that would make me about 50...better bust out the sweaters

bandiera nera 2002-12-12 11:17:05 ET Polo shirts and khakis.

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 11:23:29 ET man, i better get into golf...i am WAY behind the curve! also: anyone know a good proctoligist?

bandiera nera 2002-12-12 11:25:54 ET [[raises hand--and large, cold, metal clamp]]

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 11:29:45 ET -bends over- up and ATOM! har har

STORM 2002-12-12 12:10:34 ET Heheh... I think I'm still in retirement. Woohoo! *shakes stick angrily at all you RAPSKALLIONS!!!

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 12:23:07 ET you mean still in the nursing home, getting sexually abused. btw: when i heard about sexual abuse in nursing homes, i was scratching my head! wtf! talk about being desperate!

STORM 2002-12-12 12:24:30 ET ::VOMITS:: Thanks for ruining my day, you fucking geriaphile.

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 12:25:56 ET LOL! it wasnt me! i just heard about it on the news. i was like EWWW

MyBrokenPromise 2002-12-12 13:41:04 ET That's one of the best things I've heard lately.

STORM 2002-12-12 13:48:23 ET Broken promise coughs up a BIG one... ::laughs and points:: hahahahah! Mmmmmmmmmm Olddddd People.

DARKghostSHAE 2002-12-12 13:50:09 ET george is my hero.

MyBrokenPromise 2002-12-12 13:54:16 ET x_x

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 14:12:39 ET brokenpromise: i hope you mean the george carlin...not the sexualabuse of old people ;P storm: you've coughed up some doozies youself! shae: yea, he's pretty insightful

MyBrokenPromise 2002-12-12 14:13:55 ET I was talking about George Carlin.. *lol*!!

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 14:17:48 ET whew!

Wintermute 2002-12-12 14:24:32 ET Life would be a dream...

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 14:25:49 ET and it isnt now? its all how you look at it. a matter of persepective, if you WILL

STORM 2002-12-12 14:34:51 ET I hope that it wouldn't be a dream... ::shudder:: </nightmare factory>

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 14:43:12 ET i like dreams! i can fly in them

downrail 2002-12-12 14:55:44 ET i think the most anticipated and most beautiful thing about life is the way it ends. or..if it ends at all.. who are we to determind such a thing through what we have heard, seen, but never experienced.

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 15:23:40 ET my theory on death and the afterlife is: at the moment of death, our conciousness closes in on itself. we experience our lives on eternal rerun. there is no more stimulus, and there is no way for our conciousness to escape. like living a dream. a passenger. which can either be really good, or really bad. i believe that this can account for the heavan and hell mythology. so i aim to live the best life i can and to experience as much as i can. because, i know that even though i am most likely incorrect, it will at least have pushed me to do more.

MyBrokenPromise 2002-12-12 15:25:41 ET x_x that's really interesting, I've never thought of it that way before

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 15:36:57 ET im probably full of shit...but hey, its a positive way to motivate a good life!

MyBrokenPromise 2002-12-12 16:37:08 ET I don't think it's full of shit; I like it.

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 16:49:50 ET well, i assume it is...hehe

AngryLove 2002-12-12 19:10:39 ET that's actually very interesting.

azraeltrigger 2002-12-12 22:46:13 ET thanks angrylove! you guys are too sweet! <3

DARKghostSHAE 2002-12-13 06:27:11 ET cats dont have eyebrows. they just have a bunch of shit stickin out of their forehead, but dont tell 'em that, THEY think it's an eyebrow!

azraeltrigger 2002-12-13 06:28:59 ET i'll keep that in mind

DARKghostSHAE 2002-12-13 06:30:14 ET dont bother, it just takes up space you could use to find the meaning of life or something.

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