life and death
2002-12-12 09:59:14 ET

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm
- George Carlin

2002-12-12 10:40:17 ET

I love that...its funny.

he's got it right though. we all should just end as an orgasm.

2002-12-12 10:45:01 ET

Hehe, I knew that one :P

2002-12-12 10:56:40 ET

angrylove: if only! we'd have so many people rushing off to die! [not that it would be such a horrible thing, btw] ;P

roza: yea, i took it from some random persons LJ. i thought it was cute

2002-12-12 11:07:15 ET

George Carlin, what a genious.

2002-12-12 11:08:25 ET

my friend has the book that that came from. very funny.

and if that turned out to be the way life ended....suicide would be the only way people would die. heh...

2002-12-12 11:10:41 ET

i plan to implement 'the carlin plan' that would make me about 50...better bust out the sweaters

2002-12-12 11:17:05 ET

Polo shirts and khakis.

2002-12-12 11:23:29 ET

man, i better get into golf...i am WAY behind the curve! also: anyone know a good proctoligist?

2002-12-12 11:25:54 ET

[[raises hand--and large, cold, metal clamp]]

2002-12-12 11:29:45 ET

-bends over-

up and ATOM!

har har

2002-12-12 12:10:34 ET

Heheh... I think I'm still in retirement. Woohoo!
*shakes stick angrily at all you RAPSKALLIONS!!!

2002-12-12 12:23:07 ET

you mean still in the nursing home, getting sexually abused.

btw: when i heard about sexual abuse in nursing homes, i was scratching my head! wtf! talk about being desperate!

2002-12-12 12:24:30 ET

Thanks for ruining my day, you fucking geriaphile.

2002-12-12 12:25:56 ET

LOL! it wasnt me! i just heard about it on the news.

i was like EWWW

2002-12-12 13:41:04 ET

That's one of the best things I've heard lately.

2002-12-12 13:48:23 ET

Broken promise coughs up a BIG one...
::laughs and points::
hahahahah! Mmmmmmmmmm Olddddd People.

2002-12-12 13:50:09 ET

george is my hero.

2002-12-12 13:54:16 ET


2002-12-12 14:12:39 ET

brokenpromise: i hope you mean the george carlin...not the sexualabuse of old people ;P

storm: you've coughed up some doozies youself!

shae: yea, he's pretty insightful

2002-12-12 14:13:55 ET

I was talking about George Carlin.. *lol*!!

2002-12-12 14:17:48 ET


2002-12-12 14:24:32 ET

Life would be a dream...

2002-12-12 14:25:49 ET

and it isnt now?

its all how you look at it. a matter of persepective, if you WILL

2002-12-12 14:34:51 ET

I hope that it wouldn't be a dream...
</nightmare factory>

2002-12-12 14:43:12 ET

i like dreams! i can fly in them

2002-12-12 14:55:44 ET

i think the most anticipated and most beautiful thing about life is the way it ends.
or..if it ends at all.. who are we to determind such a thing through what we have heard, seen, but never experienced.

2002-12-12 15:23:40 ET

my theory on death and the afterlife is:

at the moment of death, our conciousness closes in on itself. we experience our lives on eternal rerun. there is no more stimulus, and there is no way for our conciousness to escape. like living a dream. a passenger. which can either be really good, or really bad. i believe that this can account for the heavan and hell mythology. so i aim to live the best life i can and to experience as much as i can. because, i know that even though i am most likely incorrect, it will at least have pushed me to do more.

2002-12-12 15:25:41 ET

x_x that's really interesting, I've never thought of it that way before

2002-12-12 15:36:57 ET

im probably full of shit...but hey, its a positive way to motivate a good life!

2002-12-12 16:37:08 ET

I don't think it's full of shit; I like it.

2002-12-12 16:49:50 ET

well, i assume it is...hehe

2002-12-12 19:10:39 ET

that's actually very interesting.

2002-12-12 22:46:13 ET

thanks angrylove! you guys are too sweet! <3

2002-12-13 06:27:11 ET

cats dont have eyebrows. they just have a bunch of shit stickin out of their forehead, but dont tell 'em that, THEY think it's an eyebrow!

2002-12-13 06:28:59 ET

i'll keep that in mind

2002-12-13 06:30:14 ET

dont bother, it just takes up space you could use to find the meaning of life or something.

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