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2003-09-23 14:56:48 ET

i've been procrastinating writing this summery and have gotten 3/4's of a page done in like four hours. i've been complusively checking my email every five minutes.

why the fuck do we have to summerize a paper that is 40 pages long into 3 pages double spaced. that's litterly like one point five pages long. i can't do it. there is too much to talk about. and he won't read it if it hits a page four. >:| i know most people would be like, "wooo". but i can't do it.

fucking- A!


2003-09-23 16:17:48 ET

What I do in those situations is just ramble on for however many pages it takes me to make my point, then go back and edit. I always find stuff that is redundant, unnecessary, or off-topic. And when all is said and done, I'm left with a kick ass, concise paper.

2003-09-23 16:26:35 ET

RED ROBOT has IDEA for paper:

NAME
CLASS
DAY
ASSIGNMENT

TITLE

Hello. This paper is about summery of other paper. A man was made by God. It was GOOD. HU-man said, OH NO, WHERE IS WO-MAN. God said, hello, hu-man, I'm sorry go to sleep. HU-MAN sleep. It was good.

GOD SAID, i need to make WO-MAN. God said, I MAKE WO-MEN. Rib fall out of HU-MAN. GOD make WO-MAN. Man said, i am happy. Here is women to be with ME. Wo-man said, HELLO MAN. I AM HUNGRY. Give me FOOD and I make you children.

RED ROBOT COME AND KILL EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!

and it was good.

THE END

A++

2003-09-23 16:43:19 ET

red robot: i hope you don't mind, but i will be pladgerizing your paper.

2003-09-23 16:43:55 ET

kate: thanks. :D! i figure when i get done it'll probably be like 5 pages, and i'l have to get some heavy editing on.

2003-09-23 17:04:18 ET

perhaps you could start by outlining a few major points you want to make, then flesh it out. what's the topic anyways?

2003-09-23 18:03:56 ET

the commentary is on taming of the shrew, aristotle, and socretes

2003-09-24 06:47:51 ET

good luck with that one, only four pages?

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