pick it up..pick it up..pick it up..
2003-11-19 20:51:00 ET
So I am standing at my locker to day when I hear this guys say (to a girl)
'You know what I would like in a girl?"
I didn't stop laughing for a half hour
2003-11-19 20:59:30 ET
Thats one of my favorite lines.
Do you rent or own?
-Rent or own what?
Those wings you angel!
2003-11-19 21:05:39 ET
my personal favorite is....
nice shoes....wanna fuck?!
and I swear if anyone I hadn't told that says that to me...I am dropping my pants on the
2003-11-19 21:07:56 ET
Ok...I'm going to be deleting my pictures now and hunting you down
2003-11-19 21:10:19 ET
don't I owe you an hour or something anyway?
and...where is my/talulahs money?!
2003-11-19 21:11:30 ET
Well...I want to make sure I get my hour....so I'll give it to you when I see you
2003-11-20 01:51:13 ET
2003-11-20 03:15:49 ET
I got one:
While fucking, a woman asks her husband:
-"What are you thinking about?"
-"Forget it you don't know her..."
2003-11-20 12:07:47 ET
How about this (on the topic of jokes)
I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and I said
"Geez you got a big pussy, geeze you got a big pussy"
She asked "Why'd you say that twice?"
and I said "I didn't."
2003-11-20 14:03:26 ET
what?....that is so lost one me...
2003-11-20 14:10:50 ET
AH ah ha
It's so big there is an echo :-)
2003-11-20 16:47:22 ET
2003-11-22 12:03:05 ET
i wish i was a guy. then id be able to say that
2003-11-22 12:07:10 ET
thats how I feel
I kept trying to think of ways I could use that.....
grrrr at not being a boy
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