THANKS GUYS! Youve all made me laugh and feel TONS better. The good news is a have FLED the apartment, and I swear to God that if the stupid skank comes to my work, Im going to throw her from my 8th floor office window by her big whorey nose.
When you're living in the middle of an extremely strange culture with double tea pots, verbs that end in "mek" and "mak", a favourite national meal called "Alexander", watered down yogurt with salt to drink (the name is ayran), and everybody's name is Ahmet, Mehmet, and Mustafa.... well.... you're bound to come up with some extremely strange things.
i tell bredan, one day we'll read her entries and it'll will be in broken languages, part turkish, part french, part made up, part that UN language. and we'll all be saying, wow, this is what happens when a linguist goes insane. and we'll take another sip of our coke/pepsi product. lol
LMAO :) You guys rock <3 I've been SO stressed. SO incredibly stressed and well, hasiktir! (holy fuck) İşte bu! (Here it is) SS and Klemmy have come to save the day *trumpets*.
you know I was talking to my mom on the phone the other day, and instead of "seriously" I said "gerçekten" and for "like" I said "gibi... yani". Tanrım! (My God!) Im in America in August-- what the hell am I gonna do?? Im seriously AFRAID of speaking to people. My accent is all screwy too. I sound like a British turtle!