my mother
2003-09-19 07:56:37 ET

my mother trusts our foriegn exchange (whom shes known for maybe three months) more than she does me.

my mother thinks I am incapable of remembering anything.

my mother is damn sure that I am always failing all of my classes.

my mother uses 268 of our shared 500 minutes for our phones, her ex uses 85, and I use 80. Im the one who pays the cahrges for overused minutes.

my mother is a royal pain in my ass.

my mother thinks that after high school Im going to be so broke I will come back to live with her. Id rather live on the streets.


2003-09-19 07:58:31 ET

ahhh mothers, aren't they precious??

2003-09-19 08:02:36 ET

I know who's getting coal for Mother's Day now.

2003-09-19 08:07:39 ET

I hope I get coal for mothers day....

2003-09-19 08:40:59 ET

your mom sucks.. except as a teacher... as a teacher she is ok.... she is a closet alchoholic.

2003-09-19 10:11:31 ET

hahahaha mike saw her smashed when he was working.

2003-09-22 19:30:02 ET

your mom seems to like me, that makes me happy. or scared, one of the two.

2003-09-22 20:15:05 ET

be afriad.. be very afraid... oh and tiffa.. your mother is not very vouluptious(SP)

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