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2004-05-02 10:00:41 ET prom happened last night and I was meant to work the voting booth but no one wanted to let me so, I just got bored. when it was finally over, I danced to 4 songs (two of which were swing-ish), got asked "where's mark?" more often than "how are you?" and I ate 3 bars of ice cream...whooo... yeah, then afterward I met a group of people at the bowling alley and watched them finish up thier game. we proceeded to denny's... where things got interesting. first, we are all sitting around talking and suddenly the guy at the table next to us starts randomly talking to us... he then tries to debate our existance with us (not smart when dealing with "forensites") anyway, frank won the argument for the affirm. that we do exist and the guy still wouldnt shut up, he eventually left and was replaced by two women, one of which was dressed as a man and the other could have been a man, but I wasnt sure. yeah so, she asks us if we want to see what is in her purse and we all nod nervously. so she smiles and begins to reach in her purse and stops to talk to jenni ( the most innocent church girl ever) the lady starts rubbing on jenni and says things like " you're are all sweet and innocent, thats your game, right?" after a bit she finally pulls out what is in her purse..... it was a dildo. I wasnt looking long enough to measure but sources say it was about 9 inches. I was very afraid... it haunts me still... wow, long boring story... sorry. |
