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2002-12-27 07:08:11 ET ok so its my day OFF i work TWO JOBS full time and i get woken up by FUCKING BILL COLLECTORS i am not a BUM i am not LAZY (its not even really a full day off b/c i'm working later tonight) but i joined a gym trying to tone up sometime in Aug/September. it was 1/2 a block away from my old job at the bank (in manhattan) but now i work about an hour in the opposite direction (both jobs). and some bitch in BALTIMORE FUCKING MARYLAND (are code 410) has the nerve to tell me that i cant cancel because i'm LESS THAN THREE MILES from the nearest Ballys Total Fitness. first off, they told me i could cancel when i started. Whatever. Sprint fucking lied too. So did that bitch landlord i had to sue to get my security back. I'm used to this. Lying is not the issue. The issue is, that some wh0re in Maryland is yelling at me first thing in the morning about why i am not going to the gym anymore. Yelling. fuck you then. maybe i like being fat and btw DONT GIVE ME A FUCKING ATTITUDE AND BE ALL LIKE 'its only at 312 Madison Avenue' do you KNOW? have you ever TRIED to get go 312 madison avenue from Williamsburgh on a day you're not working there? NO. THEN FUCK YOU. 40 more days and they fuck with my credit. they are refusing to stop the $80/ monthly bill. Since i cannot come up with a medican note and i only live three miles from the nearest Bally's theres no excuse. i must like being a fatty, and deserve to get my credit ruined. i have two options (three really) 1. become a prostitute, (i'll make more money) so i can afford going to the gym again 2. fake an address change (maybe one of you CT kids can help me with this one) or maybe a friend in FL 3. get my old job at Grand Central back, pay back the back balance (almost $300 by now for months i did NOT use the membership) and start stomach crunches again somebody please fucking kill me. i hate new york. god help the suburbs when my lease runs out. -a very very pissed dbd ||||||amended 2 min later||||| okay so on a positive note Storm, Bio and Furax hung w/me and Insom last night, after dinner at Johnny rockets, my fave 50's diner. love the bio. loved it. and my friend mikey came over gave me clockwork orange for xmas and watched LOTR 1 with me till i fell asleep, so i could see for myself what all the hype was about, the movie feels like a storybook, it was like being read a bedtime story. Gandolf is the man. Elves are fucking hot. That is all. |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ps. sorry i didnt call you last night izzy nothing weird happened i swear, i just passed right out after the movie was over. hope youre getting some well deserved sleep... <3 -d |
