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2002-12-27 07:08:11 ET

ok so its my day OFF
i work TWO JOBS full time

and i get woken up by FUCKING BILL COLLECTORS

i am not a BUM

i am not LAZY

(its not even really a full day off b/c i'm working later tonight)

but i joined a gym trying to tone up sometime in Aug/September. it was 1/2 a block away from my old job at the bank (in manhattan) but now i work about an hour in the opposite direction (both jobs). and some bitch in BALTIMORE FUCKING MARYLAND (are code 410) has the nerve to tell me that i cant cancel because i'm LESS THAN THREE MILES from the nearest Ballys Total Fitness.

first off, they told me i could cancel when i started. Whatever. Sprint fucking lied too. So did that bitch landlord i had to sue to get my security back. I'm used to this. Lying is not the issue. The issue is, that some wh0re in Maryland is yelling at me first thing in the morning about why i am not going to the gym anymore. Yelling. fuck you then. maybe i like being fat and btw DONT GIVE ME A FUCKING ATTITUDE AND BE ALL LIKE 'its only at 312 Madison Avenue' do you KNOW? have you ever TRIED to get go 312 madison avenue from Williamsburgh on a day you're not working there? NO. THEN FUCK YOU.

40 more days and they fuck with my credit. they are refusing to stop the $80/ monthly bill. Since i cannot come up with a medican note and i only live three miles from the nearest Bally's theres no excuse. i must like being a fatty, and deserve to get my credit ruined.

i have two options (three really)

1. become a prostitute, (i'll make more money) so i can afford going to the gym again

2. fake an address change (maybe one of you CT kids can help me with this one) or maybe a friend in FL

3. get my old job at Grand Central back, pay back the back balance (almost $300 by now for months i did NOT use the membership) and start stomach crunches again

somebody please fucking kill me. i hate new york. god help the suburbs when my lease runs out.

-a very very pissed dbd

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okay so on a positive note Storm, Bio and Furax hung w/me and Insom last night, after dinner at Johnny rockets, my fave 50's diner. love the bio. loved it.

and my friend mikey came over gave me clockwork orange for xmas and watched LOTR 1 with me till i fell asleep, so i could see for myself what all the hype was about, the movie feels like a storybook, it was like being read a bedtime story. Gandolf is the man. Elves are fucking hot. That is all.

ps. sorry i didnt call you last night izzy nothing weird happened i swear, i just passed right out after the movie was over. hope youre getting some well deserved sleep... <3 -d

2002-12-27 07:24:54 ET

Yikes. Those Ballys Total Fitness people are a nightmare.

But on a lighter note: Hooray for NYC crew!

2002-12-27 07:42:36 ET

must destroy all bill collectors

2002-12-27 08:01:46 ET

I am going to find something to do. I will kill them. Before this mess they kept calling ME because you put MY phone # on your app because you decided to join a gym before getting your own phone turned on. So I kept telling them your number, and to stop calling me, and they wouldn't.

Time to kill.

2002-12-27 08:13:04 ET

its like, screw me for trying to do something positive in my life.. should have known better

2002-12-27 08:32:06 ET

kill kill kill! i loath financial intitutions of all kinds...sorry raine, i know you worked in the industry

2002-12-27 08:44:19 ET

bally's is pure evil. try the better business bureau, or get a note from your doctor saying you are disabled. You know any crooked doctors??

2002-12-27 09:08:01 ET

damnit, i used to live with a doctor: if he hadn't moved to new zealand i might have actually been able to help ya out with that: [i'm not even kidding] ...goddamn bally's:

2002-12-27 09:10:35 ET

That sucks. Never join a gym. They never want to help you, they just want your money. get an exercise video for home, it's cheaper and no creepy guys will be staring at you while you do it.

2002-12-27 09:14:26 ET

LOL! that made me laugh for some reason.

i used to make fun of people in the gyms who were running on treadmills. dude, just run outside, its free!

2002-12-27 09:19:23 ET

beh it was next to my work and therefore convenient

and outside is fucking cold

fucking snow. i hope you die.


2002-12-27 09:24:09 ET

i always wondered why gyms have felt it neccesary to have it open with large windows so that everyone could see you as you look your worst. No one looks good exercising. That's why I never joined a gym.

Snow fucking sucks. We should kill it.

2002-12-27 09:29:35 ET

i'm all for forming the anti-snow coalition. i know bio would love it

</kill snow>

2002-12-27 09:46:40 ET

when i was in Florida we passed around the 'petition to block out the sun' everywhere has its unique problems i suppose

2002-12-27 09:47:54 ET

no doubt, hu-mans are just a bunch of complainers, i'm finding out ;P

2002-12-27 10:13:27 ET

here in portland its the raine everyone wants to mame, kill, destroy and banish

2002-12-27 12:59:14 ET

fucking bill collectors.

Oh, and don't run for the suburbs if you wish to maintain 6 month plan stalin stylee.


2002-12-28 12:37:23 ET

fuck ballys

they keep calling my work, i hope they die

2002-12-28 13:19:41 ET

I laughed my ass off at this post, I read it again. Sorry Raine babe, but I'm assuming you have humour about the situation...

2002-12-28 23:06:53 ET

yeah it *is* ridiculous

america sucks

can i live with you?

2002-12-29 03:46:52 ET


*prepares bed*

2002-12-29 13:09:12 ET

ugh, the gym mafia. good luck.

i'll trade your snow for our 80 degree december days.

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