They probably do keep "personal lubricant" in plain sight at their place, so you're probably right. And give out comics to strangers. And sport jackets reminiscent of washed(now dead) up 80s popstars.
It's like that ol' mermaid question. Do you go for a pretty human face & torso and fish vagina, or human vagina and a fish head?
Btw, your entry about noise boys? Bloody hysterical. And painfully true. I was SRS RIVVITHEAD until a couple of years ago. Chicks don't dig Laibach obsessives :[
LOL. Yellow goggles. Jumped in Harlem. Um. Stuff. Threatening to rent Uhauls and force certain friends to move out of their boyfriend's house even though they don't want to. LOL
With that, I'm thinkin bed time. GO DEAL WITH YOUR PICTURES!
Ahh yes...like Futurama "I wish you were the other kind of mermaid. With the fish part on top".
I'll make sure to ask everyone that next time that Stillbjorn and I are at a dinner party, since we've pretty much exhausted all things Human Centipede..
And glad you liked the article. Experience always speaks the truth.