2011-06-13 16:38:27 ET

Buck Angel.


2011-06-13 16:39:44 ET


2011-06-13 16:42:01 ET


Buck's wife doesn't score very high on my personal I'd Hit It scale.

2011-06-13 16:44:54 ET

I think I'd rather hit it with Buck.

2011-06-13 16:47:43 ET

Maybe they're doing the whole Genesis P-Orridge thing, where him and his wife were trying to become separate halves of one person.

Or they're related. Cause they kind of look alike.

2011-06-13 16:48:35 ET

She kinda looks like Agostocaust.

2011-06-13 16:53:03 ET

They probably do keep "personal lubricant" in plain sight at their place, so you're probably right. And give out comics to strangers. And sport jackets reminiscent of washed(now dead) up 80s popstars.

That said..LOL.

2011-06-13 16:55:05 ET

It's like that ol' mermaid question. Do you go for a pretty human face & torso and fish vagina, or human vagina and a fish head?

Btw, your entry about noise boys? Bloody hysterical. And painfully true. I was SRS RIVVITHEAD until a couple of years ago. Chicks don't dig Laibach obsessives :[

2011-06-13 16:56:34 ET

LOL. Yellow goggles. Jumped in Harlem. Um. Stuff. Threatening to rent Uhauls and force certain friends to move out of their boyfriend's house even though they don't want to. LOL

With that, I'm thinkin bed time. GO DEAL WITH YOUR PICTURES!

2011-06-13 16:57:17 ET

Ahh yes...like Futurama "I wish you were the other kind of mermaid. With the fish part on top".

I'll make sure to ask everyone that next time that Stillbjorn and I are at a dinner party, since we've pretty much exhausted all things Human Centipede..

And glad you liked the article. Experience always speaks the truth.

2011-06-13 17:38:02 ET

I would much MUCH rather fuck a chick with a dick. Pop some titties on that man plz cause right now he is all lose.

2011-06-14 09:56:06 ET

Yo, I want some more cyber pineapple. Dick optional.

2011-06-14 09:59:22 ET

But instead of a pineapple it's a dick

2011-06-14 10:26:42 ET

I once was forced to watch a video of man-with-a-pussy Buck Angel fuck a chick-with-a-dick. Highly disturbing.

2011-06-14 10:34:12 ET

That is an absolute Lose-Lose situation.


2011-06-14 11:37:18 ET

what about if buck went at it with that other one that keeps dropping babies?

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