die cyber ananas 2003-02-10 07:50:23 ET This pineapple is really hating life now. It appears that my car has totally stopped working now. We found this out today. I think I'm going to cry. No..really. There's nothing you can do. It's not like you can reason with a car =/

Xanithe 2003-02-10 08:08:03 ET Who say you can't reason with a car? Hmph. I can manipulate all kinds of machinery with my mind! Or not. Sucks to not have a car, welcome to my world :(

Wintermute 2003-02-10 10:11:32 ET It has been super cold lately. A few thing may have frozen up. Try jumping it first and if that doesn't work, check all your fluids. Don't give up. Smile!

bio 2003-02-10 10:33:55 ET w0rd. Feel better, ma'am. I'm going to agree with Mr. Mute and say to check all your fluids. That doesn't work, you can start riding a bike and be all morally superior and stuff.

Wintermute 2003-02-10 10:37:18 ET Very true. Go for the whole, " Asian Anime" theme. You can keep your pineapple look and just get one of those huge mortal kombat hats and ride a bike and wreak havoc!

bio 2003-02-10 10:38:58 ET And then you're going to have to get tentacle raped. Part of the process. Not my rule.

Wintermute 2003-02-10 10:40:40 ET I'm on the tentacles. I know it seems like a lot of red tape, but I have all the proper permits and forms. You know it's not really as difficult as youwould think, I mean the rape tenticle's a nice guy reallly....

die cyber ananas 2003-02-10 10:52:52 ET As ov now..I'm not an Anime Pineapple. I'm a Playboy Channel one.

Wintermute 2003-02-10 10:58:18 ET That workks also, I guess. Does that mean I have to cancel the Rape Tentacle, because I went through a shitload of paperwork and...

die cyber ananas 2003-02-10 10:59:05 ET I'm sure John can use it for something. He's all about the hentai.

Wintermute 2003-02-10 11:10:21 ET Ah, yeah, maybe I can tall the Rape Tentacle that there was a cancellation and myself and Nachtrichter can just take it to the city, have lunch, and let it wreak havoc on downtown!

bio 2003-02-10 11:13:17 ET Hmm. I'm free tomorrow. Up for some Rape Tentacle ravaging the snowy aftermath?

Insomnia 2003-02-10 11:14:58 ET Come live in Brooklyn w/us and you don't need a car.

bio 2003-02-10 11:15:37 ET ONE MORE IN THE SQUAT!

Wintermute 2003-02-10 11:20:37 ET Let's see if we can arrange the downtown Rape Tetacle rampage for tomorrow. My schedule's wide open.

automata 2003-02-11 10:36:07 ET my car just quit on me too

Insomnia 2003-02-11 10:37:01 ET This thread confuses me. . .

die cyber ananas 2003-02-11 13:14:28 ET Dood..Insomnia..you gotta watch more hentai. All about school girls and rape tentacles.

Insomnia 2003-02-11 13:23:37 ET I've seen them. But how are you gonna do this downtown, considering you guys have neither school girls nor tentacles? If you do manage, let me know, so I can take off work to watch. . .

die cyber ananas 2003-02-11 13:25:38 ET That's all on Bio and Wintermute. They brought the sex into this thread.

bio 2003-02-11 13:51:07 ET Look. Rape Tentacles are always called for. I don't want to receive any blame for your carnal desires.

die cyber ananas 2003-02-11 14:05:54 ET Do I look like I'm wearing a plaid mini skirt you fetal perv?

bio 2003-02-11 14:19:13 ET Yes.

die cyber ananas 2003-02-11 14:25:09 ET This thread is no more. It has ceased to be.

bio 2003-02-11 14:26:46 ET THIS THREAD IS NOT A RHYTHM.

die cyber ananas 2003-02-11 14:27:52 ET Biomechanic means war to us.

Insomnia 2003-02-11 14:28:43 ET

die cyber ananas 2003-02-11 14:30:29 ET Don't make the fetus drool.

deathcondition 2003-02-11 14:31:29 ET thats great!

die cyber ananas 2003-02-11 14:33:36 ET niiice.

bio 2003-02-11 14:35:44 ET I'ma cut you, foo'.

Insomnia 2003-02-11 14:38:51 ET trying to outdo me Bio??

bio 2003-02-11 15:02:31 ET While your pineapple parophanalia is amazing, dicing pineapples into small bits is hilarious.

die cyber ananas 2003-02-11 15:07:07 ET No putting me in snuff films now okay.

Wintermute 2003-02-11 20:43:14 ET Anyway, back to the Rape Tentacle ans school girls...

die cyber ananas 2003-02-11 20:48:51 ET Perhaps, dear Wintermute you were a violated Japanese school girl in a past life. We should've traded clothes at the pimp and ho party. I was rockin' a plaid skirt.

Wintermute 2003-02-11 20:52:37 ET Perhaps, but is it really soo wrong for myself and Mr. Bio to just plan a nice day in the park with a Rape Tentacle and some Japanese school girls? I think we should name it Squiggly. = ]

die cyber ananas 2003-02-11 20:56:10 ET Well, if you can horde up some school girls..I will gladly take a break from doing nothing and enjoy the ravaging from a safe distance. As long as nobody brings a paring knife or a juicer, I'm there :D

Wintermute 2003-02-11 20:58:53 ET No pineapples will be hurt, I assure you, but if you notice, most of the "victims" of Squiggly and his bretheren don't seem to be in "anguish" at all, lol. Creepy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

die cyber ananas 2003-02-11 21:02:44 ET Perhaps it should be renamed Fun Tentacle or Bio's Love Tickler?

bio 2003-02-12 02:51:03 ET I wish my Love Tickler got as much action as the R.T.

automata 2003-02-12 10:09:50 ET we don't have rape tentacles over on the west coast, we just have lots of rape salmon

Wintermute 2003-02-12 12:39:38 ET Whoa...

automata 2003-02-13 09:24:45 ET scariest thing is watching them swim upstream

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