2003-02-16 19:49:30 ET|
We discovered a few things this weekend.
1-You know how Captain Morgan draws moustaches on people's faces in those ads? He shoved a very large tusk in my septum. Yes, it hurt. Yes..I'm insane.
2-Not a good idea to go out w/your ass almost showing and a see through fishnet shirt(no jacket) in 10 degree weather.
3-Even a worse idea to do it while you're already sick.
4- You people from other states rock.
I will go ingest Nyquil like crazy now..because I'm about to projectile vomit my lungs.
DAMN you NYC cops. I want my jacket back.