was ist das?
2003-07-03 10:43:16 ET

What the fuck?

Michelle0064: hi mike
Engel lust: WHAT?
Michelle0064: du bist doch mike oder?
Engel lust: I am not German, nor is my name Mike
Michelle0064: but i know you anyway
Engel lust: No, I really don't think that you do.
Michelle0064: Are you sometimes in a chat?
Engel lust: No, I'm not.
Michelle0064: really not?
Engel lust: I haven't been in a chat room since 1997
Michelle0064: oh, can I ask you where you are from?
Engel lust: Not Germany, for sure
Michelle0064: cool! I thought Engel lust is the addy of a friend of mine
Michelle0064: I'm so sorry
Michelle0064: for disturbing you
Engel lust: who were you looking for?
Michelle0064: his name is mike and he comes from germany
Engel lust: yikes
Engel lust: No, not me sorry Bub



HOW UBER


2003-07-03 10:44:16 ET

BUT I AM THE MIKE OF GERMANY
YOU STOLE MY UBER IDENTITY
YOU SHALL DIE

2003-07-03 10:45:50 ET

-implodes-

2003-07-03 10:55:01 ET

WAS IST DIS?!?%#?%1
::SITDs you and your mother::

2003-07-03 10:55:16 ET

What a wenis.

2003-07-03 11:10:54 ET

Keep your hands off my mother, Bio.

And I'll keep 'em, off your illegitimate offspring.

Or not.

2003-07-03 13:04:43 ET

I'll trade you one night with my daughter, Clarissa, for one night with your mother, Gladys.

2003-07-03 13:56:26 ET

HAHA what a jackass!

2003-07-03 14:11:14 ET

Ha..yeah..that's EXACTLY why the away message is on 24-7.

Bio:will do.

2003-07-03 14:12:20 ET

see, what you should do is what i do, personalize it so that only people on your buddylist can instant message you!

2003-07-04 14:52:30 ET

Yah, Bea. Get with the times, yo. Unless you secretly (laughs) love the attention.

2003-07-04 14:56:39 ET

I absolutely love the attention.

That's why I'm so popular online.

The "Naked 24-7 Bea Cam" does well, thanks for asking :)

You're the only person I attention whore for. Sadly, it went up from none to YOU.

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