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2004-01-22 20:48:10 ET
Are you a vegetarian?
Why would you ask something like that?
I've just never seen anyone roll a joint like that.
What does that have to do with being a vegetarian?
Well they're just so precious.
I roll perfect joints!
I'm not putting them down, they're incredible.
Thank you.
It's incredible that a human being could roll such neat
little joints.
You make it sound like I'm anal or something.
No not anal, vegetarian.
What does that mean?
Well, you don't roll like big rasta-splif joints do you?
Your joints are like salad joints, not big, sloppy,
bleeding cheeseburger-that-you rip-into kind of joints.
I guess marijuana isn't a visceral experience for me; sex
is for me.
Right
Okay so I am a vegetarian but for strictly moral reasons.
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