2004-01-22 20:48:10 ET|
Are you a vegetarian?
Why would you ask something like that?
I've just never seen anyone roll a joint like that.
What does that have to do with being a vegetarian?
Well they're just so precious.
I roll perfect joints!
I'm not putting them down, they're incredible.
It's incredible that a human being could roll such neat
You make it sound like I'm anal or something.
No not anal, vegetarian.
What does that mean?
Well, you don't roll like big rasta-splif joints do you?
Your joints are like salad joints, not big, sloppy,
bleeding cheeseburger-that-you rip-into kind of joints.
I guess marijuana isn't a visceral experience for me; sex
is for me.
Okay so I am a vegetarian but for strictly moral reasons.