::runs away from tom things page with this in hand::
2004-05-16 03:32:04 ET

(x) been drunk (uuuhhhh....irish? le' duh?)
(x) smoked pot (see previous statement;)
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to Japan (::looks around:: i'll get back to you on that....)
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) had anal sex
(x) been in love
(x) had sex
(x) had sex in public
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) had a threesome
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) been tied up (sexually)
(x) been caught masturbating
(x) pissed on myself
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(_) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated new years in time square
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(x) cut myself on purpose (mmmmm...blood)
(x) had sex at the office
(_) been married
(_) gotten divorced
(_) had children
(x) seen someone die
(_) been to Africa
(x) tasted my own sexual fluids
(x) fucked one of my Live journal friends
(x) Slapped someone I loved
(x) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball
(_) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(_) Have been fisted and/or fisted someone eslse
(x) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been snowboarding
(x) Had sex at a friend's house when they were throwing a party
(x) Given Oral Sex
(x) Met someone in person from the interweb
(x) Watched two (or more) people have sex (not porn, real life)
(x) Been moshing at a concert

2004-05-16 04:26:38 ET

wow, you've had quite an eventful life

2004-05-19 18:03:01 ET

eh...boredom does things to people ;)

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