2005-07-18 12:25:47 ET|
Godamn Bloody, Bloody, Bleeding Cocksucker! Bollocks! Bollocks! Bollocks!
Ok, now I'm sure that it's pretty well known that I am a pacifist. But, I have found, that there are scenarios where even GAHNDI would have beaten someone skull in with a large rubber DILDO!!!
One of the forementioned scenario is sadistic, and systematic murder of the bloody idiot cunts who developed "Pre-Employment Personality Tests". I just answered over Four-Fucking-Hundred of these questions! Two tests... One "True / False", the other was "Agree / Disagree / Undecided"...
Now, it would be bad enough having to answer over 400 bloody questions, but to make things worse, the tests were the same just in different formats. ...and of course, it's always the same 25 questions, worded slightely differently, repeated over and over and over and over..... ...untill you just want to rip someone's bollocks off.....
Yes, and one other small little thing, it got a bit too personal for me there at times. I mean, it didn't ask "How often do you masturbate" or "Are you 'Living In Sin'.." or anything like that, but it did get a little too personal with questions on health, relegion/spirituality, and my childhood/relationship with my parents.... I'm sorry, I don't think it's any fucking business of a employer weather or not my parents encouraged or praised me as a kid, or if i thought about running away, or if I believe in God, or if I was a healthy kid... I mean, I'm sorry, but the only one who should be asking me about "pre-existing medical conditions" should be my doctor, and my insurance company, PERIOD!
How would an employer react if you walked into an interview and right off the bat asked: "So, ever had 'The Clap'?" or "Are you bad and neglect your ageing parents?".... Maybe they just might piss me off enough to try it someday... I'll let you know how it goes, as soon as someone posts my bail, LOL!