My friends are such dorks,why did they send me this?    2002-07-23 13:00:10 ET
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid" That way
you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It
would be like, "Excuse me...oops, nevermind, didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey,
you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see
how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

 wanna hear an inside joke?    2002-07-23 11:01:36 ET
S:see how that rope, and how it is kinda frayed?
F:Ahhh...yeah.Whats with the duct tape?
S:Well even if that rope dosn't hold you, and you fall from this tree story platform,nothing can hold as well as the loving arms of jesus.

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