| My friends are such dorks,why did they send me this? 2002-07-23 13:00:10 ET
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid" That way|
you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It
would be like, "Excuse me...oops, nevermind, didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there
was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey,
you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see
how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
| wanna hear an inside joke? 2002-07-23 11:01:36 ET
S:see how that rope, and how it is kinda frayed?|
F:Ahhh...yeah.Whats with the duct tape?
S:Well even if that rope dosn't hold you, and you fall from this tree story platform,nothing can hold as well as the loving arms of jesus.